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[Skittles]

*Walks too close*
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Wooow! What a rush!

You do look awfully fuzzy there Mousey. <3

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I want to die

I feel dead from my sickness.

 

[SoL-JoS]

*floats about stupidly*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I do feel better today though.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Nah. You float better than Queen Skittles.

 

[SoL-JoS]

Nah. You float better than Queen Skittles.

Shh don't let him hear that or you'll get a royal spanking. I'm pretty sure he's got @Simo on retainer.

 

[Deleted member 132067]

Floating contest, let's go.

 

[Aika the manokit]

Nah. You float better than Queen Skittles.

Shh don't let him hear that or you'll get a royal spanking. I'm pretty sure he's got @Simo on retainer.

You're both under arrest for suspected planning against the queen

 

[SoL-JoS]

You're both under arrest for suspected planning against the queen

Arrest? Excuse me? I'm ex-LEO; I know the law. I'm doing nothing wrong.
And besides, you couldn't catch me anyway. I'm stupid, not fat. *nyooms away*

 

[Aika the manokit]

Arrest? Excuse me? I'm ex-LEO; I know the law. I'm doing nothing wrong.
And besides, you couldn't catch me anyway. I'm stupid, not fat. *nyooms away*

*You trip because I tied your ankles together

 

[Skittles]

I do not float! I floof! There is a difference. But yes... -Peers at the suspicious furs- What ARE you up to?

 

[SoL-JoS]

*You trip because I tied your ankles together

OW!
That... that hurted
*teleports away with a sniffle*

I do not float! I floof! There is a difference. But yes... -Peers at the suspicious furs- What ARE you up to?

No good >: D

 

[Skittles]

OW!
That... that hurted
*teleports away with a sniffle*

No good >: D

-Offers you a yard of snickers-

 

[Aika the manokit]

OW!
That... that hurted
*teleports away with a sniffle*

No good >: D

*Returns to my fishing*

 

[Skittles]

*Returns to my fishing*

-Rolls for initiative!- Continuing from the other post! Bwahaha!

 

[Aika the manokit]

-Rolls for initiative!- Continuing from the other post! Bwahaha!

*Has bad luck and accidentally snags your dress on hook*

 

[Skittles]

*Has bad luck and accidentally snags your dress on hook*

Nuuuuuu!

 

[Aika the manokit]

Nuuuuuu!

(Flip a coin. If heads, you're thrown in the water. If tails, the dress is torn off)

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*floats about stupidly*

*sharpens nail on a rock, reaches up and pops you like a balloon*

 

[Skittles]

(Flip a coin. If heads, you're thrown in the water. If tails, the dress is torn off)

HA! I have no coins...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

You might catch me as I just got back from running in new pants.

First two words from my wife when I got in: camel toe.

At this point, end me.

 

[Skittles]

You might catch me as I just got back from running in new pants.

First two words from my wife when I got in: camel toe.

At this point, end me.

Your wife pulls no punches huh?

 

[Aika the manokit]

HA! I have no coins...

Then I'll flip one... Heads

 

[Skittles]

-Flies through the air and lands in the water.- SPLOOSH! Now I have wet everythings..

 

[Aika the manokit]

-Flies through the air and lands in the water.- SPLOOSH! Now I have wet everythings..

*Reels u back in*

... I'm fired aren't i