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[SoL-JoS]

You might catch me as I just got back from running in new pants.

First two words from my wife when I got in: camel toe.

At this point, end me.

10/10 would have a beer with your wife just to hear her share embarrassing stories about you

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Your wife pulls no punches huh?

Nope. And I love her for it!

 

[Skittles]

*Reels u back in*

... I'm fired aren't i

Yes. Then rehired because I can't stay angry for very long.. Now accept this cuddle!

 

[Aika the manokit]

Yes. Then rehired because I can't stay angry for very long.. Now accept this cuddle!

*Goes to cuddle but almost drops the pole* eep!

 

[Aika the manokit]

By guys I'll see you after work

 

[Firio Zifirion]

I wonder if book 10 of Housepets will come out this week. It's usually the last week of November

Rick was asking on twitter which chapter it should be... So I think you're right...

 

[Firio Zifirion]

I feel dead from my sickness.

*hugs* everyone feels down sometimes... For example me! All the time! I just know how to hide it

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*hugs* everyone feels down sometimes... For example me! All the time! I just know how to hide it

No I'm actually sick. I got influenza.

 

[Firio Zifirion]

No I'm actually sick. I got influenza.

...oh... *backs off*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

...oh... *backs off*

*coughs*

 

[Firio Zifirion]

*coughs*

Who knows French awooo?

Spoiler: French awooo

awiiiiwiiii

 

[Aika the manokit]

*coughs*

Good thing I had my shots

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Local Italian Plumber dies from dabbing

His last words was recorded, watch shocking events unfold at your own risk:

 

[Simo]

Shh don't let him hear that or you'll get a royal spanking. I'm pretty sure he's got @Simo on retainer.

*spanks the cheetah for entertaining such wild notions*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Who knows French awooo?

Spoiler: French awooo

awiiiiwiiii

a-oui?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Yaoi? Yuri?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Yaoi? Yuri?

I love yaoi! >:V

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Well, yuri-ooo

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Well, yuri-ooo

*sprays and hisses* Wamen!!!

 

[Tenné]

Well, yuri-ooo

That soviet cosmonaut fellow?

 

[Minerva_Minx]

What? I'm old, not senile. lol.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

That soviet cosmonaut fellow?

No.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Yaoi? Yuri?

Aiyoui? Awapuhi? Aioli? Spicy mayonnaise?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Aiyoui? Awapuhi? Aioli? Spicy mayonnaise?

Spicy mayonnaise sounds like hell.

 

[SoL-JoS]

Aiyoui? Awapuhi? Aioli? Spicy mayonnaise?

No, B'rof, mayonnaise is not an instrument.