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[TR273]

*Puts win in a numbered Swiss bank account for safe keeping.*

 

[Trndsttr]

My friends left me

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Well, online friends haven't. We're worldwide and that's either scary or awesome or both.

 

[Infrarednexus]

A chameleon that can't change colors has what is called a reptile dysfunction.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

What would the world think if Queen Skittles suddenly started drinking *gasp* coffee!

I actually have proof of that.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

It looks like a spastic win!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

You should never put yourself down, it's demoralizing.

Also, win.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Dang!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Unless you're me, then there is no hope.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[Deleted member 82554]

It was over before it started

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Woofy is slightly uncomfurtable after the feast. Probably ate a little too much.

*groans*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

It's like two Christmases up in here.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It's like two Christmases up in here.

Where is my present? All I have is a crap ton of food.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

That is your present.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

That is your present.

But

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Butt?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Butt?

Yes. That is what I meant.
Butt.

 

[SoL-JoS]

Butt?! Where?!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Then that's the right answer.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Butt?! Where?!

Sings:
Here comes my toush
Come an' give it a kissy
Here comes my toush
Come on don' be a sissy
Fart
GIVE MA TOUCH A KISS
Baaayyybaaaayyyy!!!!!

Kiss ma butt
Poop

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Butts.

 

[KimberVaile]

I was beckoned.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Big butts small butts butts that are in between. Love butts all butts that is what I mean!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I was beckoned.

Butts?