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[Arnak]

War is overrated, anarchy is better. Especially governmentally sanctioning anarchy.

Anarchy destroys what it should protect

 

[KimberVaile]

Anarchy destroys what it should protect

I trust my lovely subject to appreciate the great freedoms I gave them.

 

[Aika the manokit]

*walks through portal, Guppy in hair*

 

[Aika the manokit]

I trust my lovely subject to appreciate the great freedoms I gave them.

*Tilts head, continues walking*

 

[Skittles]

I trust my lovely subject to appreciate the great freedoms I gave them.

-Eyebrow wiggles- Your subjects? -Royally Squirlfs over to and grins mischievously.-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*rolls around, shedding fur, wondering why everything is*

 

[KimberVaile]

-Eyebrow wiggles- Your subjects? -Royally Squirlfs over to and grins mischievously.-

Uh oh. Are we going to have to tally up all of LPW posters and divide them between ourselves Line of Demarcation style?
Now I now how parents feels during custody battles. I call dibs on the dog.
Get over here @Borophagus Monoclinous

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Uh oh. Are we going to have to tally up all of LPW posters and divide them between ourselves Line of Demarcation style?
Now I now how parents feels during custody battles. I call dibs on the dog.
Get over here @Borophagus Monoclinous

I ain't no dang dog. I will eat you.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*chews on tail*
stupid tail

 

[KimberVaile]

I ain't no dang dog. I will eat you.

Woah, slow down, this is a Pg 13 forum.

 

[Skittles]

-Slow claps- come to me floofy Wolfy <3

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Claps? Pfffttt.

Which one of you has something good to eat?

 

[KimberVaile]

What's happening right now.
But Skittles is the bad guy. Never me, I'm a moral paragon and know what is right for Borphagus

 

[KimberVaile]

Claps? Pfffttt.

Which one of you has something good to eat?

Yeah? I have a whopper I didn't eat.

 

[Skittles]

T-bone steak~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Yeah? I have a whopper I didn't eat.

This is barely even food, but *NOM*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

T-bone steak~

*ALSO NOM*
but bring a rib-eye next time :3

 

[KimberVaile]

T-bone steak~

We've all heard of nuclear escalation. But this is worse this is caloric escalation.
I counter with a flame broiled Sirloin, I'll buy your love with food dearest wolf dog!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

We've all heard of nuclear escalation. But this is worse this is caloric escalation.
I counter with a flame broiled Sirloin, I'll buy your love with food dearest wolf dog!

Oh, just keep the food coming, and continue doing whatever else you do, as long as there's food.

 

[Simo]

Hi @KimberVaile! Rumor has it you've been on some hot dates with the Carfax Car Fox, and that things are getting serious: nights spent on Gilmore Girls marathons; talk of attending cotillions, debutante balls and year end sales events; cruising about in those Miami Vice shades. Indeed, things appear to be heating up.

 

[SoL-JoS]

*Offers B'rof some Surströmming*

 

[SoL-JoS]

Hi @KimberVaile! Rumor has it you've been on some hot dates with the Carfax Car Fox, and that things are getting serious: nights spent on Gilmore Girls marathons; talk of attending cotillions and year end sales events; cruising about in those Miami Vice shades. Indeed, things appear to be heating up.

That is probably one of the gheyest things you've ever said, stripebutt

 

[KimberVaile]

Hi @KimberVaile! Rumor has it you've been on some hot dates with the Carfax Car Fox, and that things are getting serious: nights spent on Gilmore Girls marathons; talk of attending cotillions, debutante balls and year end sales events; cruising about in those Miami Vice shades. Indeed, things appear to be heating up.

While the prince of the car insurance kingdom may make for a suitable candidate for marriage, I THOROUGHLY DENY SUCH RUMORS.
He's not at all a great dancer.

 

[SoL-JoS]

While the prince of the car insurance kingdom may make for a suitable candidate for marriage, I THOROUGHLY DENY SUCH RUMORS.
He's not at all a great dancer.

I'm not much of a dancer, either, but I certainly can do the horizontal tango

 

[Simo]

While the prince of the car insurance kingdom may make for a suitable candidate for marriage, I THOROUGHLY DENY SUCH RUMORS.
He's not at all a great dancer.

Well then! Time to start releasing those photos!

There was also a rumor about some romps with the eldest male Charmin Bear in The Furry Enquirer but I dismissed that one out of paw.