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[Deleted member 82554]

I once had a hangover the first time I had a drink, that was roughly 8 years ago. Now, I'm fortunate to drink and no longer experience any problems. Sometimes I take a shot or two after work, heard drinking tequila is good for health.

One could argue that red wine is good for you because of its fruit properties, but at the end of a day it's still just chemical death; unless it's naturally fermented. I used to work in a vineyard so I have a basic understanding of it.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

One could argue that red wine is good for you because of its fruit properties, but at the end of a day it's still just chemical death; unless it's naturally fermented. I used to work in a vineyard so I have a basic understanding of it.

Or you could just eat fruit

 

[Deleted member 82554]

That's boring.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Also I have fiberglass splinters in my hand. Good times...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Also I have fiberglass splinters in my hand. Good times...

I have fiberglass stuck in my forearms, and welding spatter burns on top of that.
I love everything!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bring on the pain! >:V

 

[SoL-JoS]

Studies show that drinking moderate amounts of alcohol (3-4 shots a week) boosts your immune system. Your white blood cells do something called "vicarious learning." It's basically monkey-see, monkey-do. They watch what happens when alcohol interacts with bacteria, viruses, etc. (which, btw, alcohol cussing obliterates them) and they copy the interaction.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I will need citations of said studies. I need to rub that in the face of a few people I know.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Studies show that drinking moderate amounts of alcohol (3-4 shots a week) boosts your immune system. Your white blood cells do something called "vicarious learning." It's basically monkey-see, monkey-do. They watch what happens when alcohol interacts with bacteria, viruses, etc. (which, btw, alcohol cussing obliterates them) and they copy the interaction.

I must have some of the smartest white blood cells.

 

[Tyno]

Win?

 

[Skittles]

-Stares vacantly forwards and sips a VERY very VERY strong cup of black tar like coffee.-

I have seen.. And heard... Such mind jarringly jibberish called a fan fiction..

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Uhh, meow?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

-Stares vacantly forwards and sips a VERY very VERY strong cup of black tar like coffee.-

I have seen.. And heard... Such mind jarringly jibberish called a fan fiction..

Fan fiction of ....... Paw Patrol?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Fan fiction of ....... Paw Patrol?

Das hot. >:V

 

[Skittles]

Fan fiction of ....... Paw Patrol?

No..

It isn't furry..

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I prefer parodies.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Das hot. >:V

Lololol

No..

Well then?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

No..

It isn't furry..

Gay???

 

[Skittles]

I will post..

Be aware.. Brain bleach is needed.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I hear a loud rumbling outside. Turns out it's just the street cleaner...

 

[Universe]

How are you?

I’m good

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I hear a loud rumbling outside. Turns out it's just the street cleaner...

It could have been someone looking at fan fiction

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Scary thought.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

He who is tired of Wired Al is tired of life.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

My pet got cancer