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[Borophagus Metropolis]

I will have nightmares about the worms in my bed

 

[Skittles]

I will have nightmares about the worms in my bed

-Flamethrowers the bed-

 

[Arnak]

Off with his head and tail!

*Blasts you into a horror movie* have fun queen of hearts wannabe

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

>:3

You win this round nut keeper

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

-Flamethrowers the bed-

*wets the bed and puts the flames out*

 

[Skittles]

*wets the bed and puts the flames out*

No more worms at least~

 

[Skittles]

You win this round nut keeper

This would be more accurate with a bottle of Glen Fiddich

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No more worms at least~

But what will the birbs eat

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

This would be more accurate with a bottle of Glen Fiddich

At least I wasn't far the mark was I? lol

 

[Arnak]

At least I wasn't far the mark was I? lol

I detest beer... Gimme an Irish cream or some peppermint schnapps

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

I detest beer... Gimme an Irish cream or some peppermint schnapps

You can have a bottle of water and a McDonald's Happy Meal.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I detest beer... Gimme an Irish cream or some peppermint schnapps

No beer?
I want to talk to the manager of this establishment.

 

[Arnak]

You can have a bottle of water and a McDonald's Happy Meal.

Im goin on 23

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Nuttier than you realise~

I once saw a nut in Sandy Cheek's head. Is that common in all squirrel's

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

No beer?
I want to talk to the manager of this establishment.

Here's an empty bag of gummy bears. We hope you enjoyed your stay.

 

[Arnak]

No beer?
I want to talk to the manager of this establishment.

*Holds loaded crossbow* say again mutt

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

Im goin on 23

I'll grab the adult menu.

 

[Arnak]

I'll grab the adult menu.

*Considers going back in time to kick your dad in the balls*

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

*Considers going back in time to kick your dad in the balls*

Sir do you still want a happy meal toy even though you're ordering from the adult menu? lol

 

[Skittles]

Sir do you still want a happy meal toy even though you're ordering from the adult menu? lol

Yes.

 

[Arnak]

Sir do you still want a happy meal toy even though you're ordering from the adult menu? lol

*Destroys you*

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

*Destroys you*

Oh my how did you know about my fetish?! JK lol

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Here's an empty bag of gummy bears. We hope you enjoyed your stay.

Thank you for accommodating my soecial diet. I am trying to minimize my intake of high fructose corn syrup.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Holds loaded crossbow* say again mutt

*hides under bed*
I SAID WHERE IS THE DAMM BEER

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

Yes.

Try not to chock on them.