Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
I can go along with that. I have enough guns to get by for a while.

Then my island is not your home, leave or be arrested
*Sighs and calls guards*I choose neither. Got a problem with that prince?
That is not true, anarchy is like a Nike, it only destroys.Anarchy is the purest form of freedom, you'd have to be a pinko to think otherwise.
The death of Raffles would be a catastrophe to your tourism industry.*Sighs and calls guards*
Escort my guest to whatever slab of driftwood he floated in on and send him home. Its too early in my chiefhood to get blood on my paws
But only a democratic institution could inspire any sort of credibility and faith in it. Hence, why everybody should hang at my house.
I'll buy the beer.
I pray you came to me with good intention-Floofs magnificently-
Carabou louSounds like a contest of who can bring forth the best intoxicants. In that case, I'll need expert advice from David Hasselhoff.
I have mead, rum, whiskey and Danish beer that kicks like a horse~
Too late for that!*votes for*
Too late for that!
nOCan I still have the whiskey?
Can I still have the whiskey?
I have a few cases and a brewery under constructionCan I still have the whiskey?
*hands you bourbon instead*