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[SoL-JoS]

>:V WHAT!! This is outrageous! I would do no such thing. Someone has been filching the teabags! -Goes to personally investigate-

(actually investigates)
(finds out that queenie boi has, indeed, been hiring individuals [probably mostly @TR273 ] to steal tea bags)
(quietly passes on info because of multiple Snickers bribes)

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Better it's such a pointless hobby unless you can turn it into a job or intend on robbing a bank.

It's better than a fidgit spinner.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I bet you watch lock picking lawyer.

Best TV show of all time.

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

Best TV show of all time.

No that's Breaking Bad lol

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Fidget spinners are for autistic people. :V

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

Fidget spinners are for autistic people.

I never enjoyed fidget spinners and I'm autistic lol

I just viewed it as a waste of time lol

 

[Deleted member 82554]

A bit late but still.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Everyone goes for illegal. No one goes for lifesaving.

I am certified in CPR & first aid, OSHA 30hr, climbing safety and rescue, but I can't do that sitting in my recliner. I guess I could practice doing stitches, but it hurts.

 

[Skittles]

(actually investigates)
(finds out that queenie boi has, indeed, been hiring individuals [probably mostly @TR273 ] to steal tea bags)
(quietly passes on info because of multiple Snickers bribes)

=O

What!? -Scratches head- I don't remember doing this.. -Paces and floofs whilst pondering-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No that's Breaking Bad lol

That was pretty good, but The Expanse has got me hooked right now. New season on Amazon in less than two weeks!!!!!!!!!

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

=O

What!? -Scratches head- I don't remember doing this.. -Paces and floofs whilst pondering-

I see you're going crazy Skittles. Don't worry I look forward to your madness when you rule over the throne.

 

[Skittles]

I see you're going crazy Skittles. Don't worry I look forward to your madness when you rule over the throne.

I am of sound mind and body! I shall not allow insanity to compromise my rule! No!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

A C C U R A T E.

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

I am of sound mind and body! I shall not allow insanity to compromise my rule! No!

I mean I'm no therapist so I can't be sure of the mind part and I'm no doctor and I'm not a Squirrel lover. So I can't be sure of the body part either lol

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

A C C U R A T E.

This is a good store. Body pillows and Chef Boyardee. What else do you need?

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I will have to remember this next time I'm conversing with a butcher. Lmao...

 

[KimberVaile]

I am of sound mind and body! I shall not allow insanity to compromise my rule! No!

Oh my god, this is perfect, I have so many Caligula and Nero jokes.

 

[Skittles]

I mean I'm no therapist so I can't be sure of the mind part and I'm no doctor and I'm not a Squirrel lover. So I can't be sure of the body part either lol

Oh my god, this is perfect, I have so many Caligula and Nero jokes.

-Pouts- One. I am not making my horse a senator. Two. I am not burning LPW to the ground.

-Stamps footpaw and Hmphs dramatically-

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

-Pouts- One. I am not making my horse a senator. Two. I am not burning LPW to the ground.

-Stamps footpaw and Hmphs dramatically-

I'll give you this. You're finally being a cute little princess lol

 

[Skittles]

I'll give you this. You're finally being a cute little princess lol

:3 Royal either way~ -Curtsies to you politely-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well, I just got a news alert warning about a recent viral trend of perineum sunning. That poor sun.

 

[Existenceinanutshell]

:3 Royal either way~ -Curtsies to you politely-

Great the squirrel is letting it all go to their head.

 

[Skittles]

Great the squirrel is letting it all go to their head.

:V Hey! I am not crazy!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

:V Hey! I am not crazy!

Are you the one skittering around in my attic? Get out of there! Back into your tree!

 

[Skittles]

Are you the one skittering around in my attic? Get out of there! Back into your tree!

Not me good sir~