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Water Draco
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勝つ
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Nihil
Water Draco
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Katsu
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
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I said sexually not politically!
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My 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles say differently.
Skittles
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Now you're just being a heliphobe. Respect my sexuality!
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
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Ace412
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What kind of baffoonery did I just walk in to?
Water Draco
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LPW in essence.
Water Draco
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Grounds the attack helicopter as all the mechanics are contaminated with a coating of some sort of sticky stuff.
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Ace412
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Ahh I see. Well I must pay respects to Queen Skittles in the form of delicious candy and floofy hugs!
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I don't know about buffoonery but I do see a daily dose of dumbfuckery. Glad you could join us.
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Ace412
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Why thank you lol. I’m sure I will add to it once I get acclimated to the particular conversation
Water Draco
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Wins with coffee
ConorHyena
From out of the rain.
Victory is merely tempoary.
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
I like you! You may have an invitation to afternoon tea or coffee!
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Ace412
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Yes sir Mr Conor!
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Ace412
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I accept your invitation of Coffee gladly my Queen! *Currently sipping coffee awaiting the end of my 48 hour shift in 1 hour 15 minutes!*
Skittles
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Yay! Have a good rest Sir! You've earned it! When you are free anyway! :3
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Ace412
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I shall do. We are taking out cute doggos to the beach today to burn off some energy. I’m going to be ingesting alcohol in any form I can and grabbing a tan! Not cold down here on the coast yet
