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[Skittles]

>:|

-Gives @Borophagus Monoclinous coffee-

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Dust thou steal from the royal kitchen?!?

You will be beheaded at dawn!

 

[Skittles]

Dust thou steal from the royal kitchen?!?

You will be beheaded at dawn!

My kitchen you bumblebrush! >:|

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Excuse me??? Your kitchen??? What does her majesty of the vile swamp water doing with coffee in "her kitchen"???

I suspect treason in my kingdom...

 

[Skittles]

Excuse me??? Your kitchen??? What does her majesty of the vile swamp water doing with coffee in "her kitchen"???

I suspect treason in my kingdom...

Or tolerance~ Since I drink both you silly Foxxo. -Slurps Caffe latte-

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

>:|

-Gives @Borophagus Monoclinous coffee-

*laps it all up in three seconds*

moar coffee ... Moar ... MOAR COFFEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Denied!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Denied!

This is unacceptable.

*growls quietly and shows off his impressive fangs*

 

[Infrarednexus]

Good morning

 

[Skittles]

This is unacceptable.

*growls quietly and shows off his impressive fangs*

-Gives more coffee- You see. The key to being a good ruler @Mr. Fox is to listen to your subjects and look after them.. Like a parent almost.

 

[Skittles]

Good morning

Good morning~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

-Gives more coffee- You see. The key to being a good ruler @Mr. Fox is to listen to your subjects and look after them.. Like a parent almost.

Yes, I need parenting. Mama Skittulls... baby woof wants his coffee ... or he will throw a fit and/or kill a small animal!

:3

 

[Skittles]

Yes, I need parenting. Mama Skittulls... baby woof wants his coffee ... or he will throw a fit and/or kill a small animal!

:3

-Offers a barrel of Danish gravy coffee-

 

[Deleted member 82554]

-Gives more coffee- You see. The key to being a good ruler @Mr. Fox is to listen to your subjects and look after them.. Like a parent almost.

Actually the key to being a good ruler is humility. And those that aren't your subjects get treated like outsiders revoking all privileges of your kingdom

 

[ManicTherapsid]

gravy coffee?

 

[Skittles]

gravy coffee?

Coffee so thick the spoon stands up in it.

 

[Skittles]

Actually the key to being a good ruler is humility. And those that aren't your subjects get treated like outsiders revoking all privileges of your kingdom

I can't argue with that. Humility is one of those virtues. -Does a ponder before turning to face @Mr. Fox - Would you argue you are humble my good sir?

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I need coffee and tylenol.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

So Fox and Skittles married? Eloped? Anna and Elsa'd?

 

[Skittles]

So Fox and Skittles married? Eloped? Anna and Elsa'd?

Nope! Dx Bleeeeugh!

 

[ManicTherapsid]

I think there's like a civil war now. There's like House Skittles, House Fox, and House Kimber.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I think there's like a civil war now. There's like House Skittles, House Fox, and House Kimber.

I stand behind ... House Coffee!

 

[Skittles]

Actually it's The Kingdom of LPW as ruled by myself, the pretender @Mr. Fox who seeks to overthrow me and then comes the supposed president of FAF @KimberVaile. -Rubs forehead with a paw-

 

[ManicTherapsid]

Can I be Duke of Bagels?

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I can't argue with that. Humility is one of those virtues. -Does a ponder before turning to face @Mr. Fox - Would you argue you are humble my good sir?

Define humble.

So Fox and Skittles married? Eloped? Anna and Elsa'd?

I don't marry my food, I eat it.