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[Deleted member 82554]

Actually it's The Kingdom of LPW as ruled by myself, the contender @Mr. Fox who seeks to overthrow me and then comes the supposed president of FAF @KimberVaile. -Rubs forehead with a paw-

Ftfy

 

[Skittles]

-Clings to throne- >:|

 

[Bink]

Can't decide whether to go to MFF today or continue to be a potato... Prospect of a large event with no friends sounds.. Meh.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Whatever happemed to the Furum kingdom?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Can't decide whether to go to MFF today or continue to be a potato... Prospect of a large event with no friends sounds.. Meh.

It's ok. I go everywhere despite having no friends.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Also, morning everyfur.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Coffee so thick the spoon stands up in it.

That's the only way to have coffee, duh.

 

[Skittles]

That's the only way to have coffee, duh.

Gravy...

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Gay...

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Define humble.


I don't marry my food, I eat it.

So it's sex only then? Can we quote you in the press pool?

-Clings to throne- >:|

And removal would require a dryer sheet? Strange, but ok...

It's ok. I go everywhere despite having no friends.

And solitary confinement for dissenters?

This is out of hand...

 

[Bink]

It's ok. I go everywhere despite having no friends.

>_>


..mornin' lol

 

[Skittles]

Boop!

Win.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

So it's sex only then? Can we quote you in the press pool?

I said eat it, not make love to it. Although it may feel like a party in my mouth as it goes down the throat, but not an orgy.

 

[Skittles]

>:| Good luck trying to devour me sir!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

If I can't dethrone you, I will eat you or die trying!

 

[Skittles]

Probably die~ Tbh I would rather we avoid anyone dying and leave the status quo as it is~

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Yes but that would require sharing the throne and we both know that is never going to happen, so, GET IN MY BELLY! >:|

 

[Skittles]

Yes but that would require sharing the throne and we both know that is never going to happen, so, GET IN MY BELLY! >:|

No! >:|

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Yes! >:|

 

[Skittles]

>:V

That moment you realise this looks like a lovers quarrel.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

A horrifying thought indeed. I will just take the throne and win while you're pondering that.

 

[Skittles]

Or you can get off and make me a hot coco instead! -Punts-

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Not tonight, your king must retire to his Chamber for slumber.

Dear loyal followers and connoisseurs of the great bean, keep my throne safe from the tyranny that roams this great kingdom during my absence.

Sincerely,
Your king, Mr. Fox.

 

[Skittles]

Good night!

Now I can relax a bit.

 

[KimberVaile]

Actually it's The Kingdom of LPW as ruled by myself, the pretender @Mr. Fox who seeks to overthrow me and then comes the supposed president of FAF @KimberVaile. -Rubs forehead with a paw-

I didn't ask to be made president; you suggested the poll!
I a merely performing my duties on behalf of those who voted for me and weeding out illegitimate governments. A truer servant to the people you could not find!