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[Tenné]

They usually play football at work on Mondays and it feels like I'm back in school with gym classes.

 

[Tenné]

Hey! I'm not naughty!

You'll have to answer before Santa. No need to convince us mortals.

 

[Universe]

I’m immortal

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*nibbles on immortal dragon's tail*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You'll have to answer before Santa. No need to convince us mortals.

*hacks into Santa's naughty list and sees all skunks on it*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*eats Santa's naughty list*

 

[Pygmepatl]

You'll have to answer before Santa. No need to convince us mortals.

He's convinced all skunks are innocents. He even decided to never include skunks in his naughty list.

 

[Tenné]

*eats Santa's naughty list*

*Santa produces another list that is 1 name longer*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Santa produces another list that is 1 name longer*

Wait a minute

 

[Tenné]

*hacks into Santa's naughty list and sees all skunks on it*

He's convinced all skunks are innocents. He even decided to never include skunks in his naughty list.

I will trust Nied over some skunk

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I will trust Nied over some skunk

>_<

 

[Pygmepatl]

I will trust Nied over some skunk

Trust whoever you want, I just told you the truth.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Trust whoever you want, I just told you the truth.

Trith in your head cannon.

 

[Tenné]

Santa produces another list with only one name - mine. On the top it says "Official List of LPW Winner".

 

[Foxy Emy]

*eats Santa's naughty list*

You fool! There must always be a naughty list! If you destroy it, you become it!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Trith in your head cannon.

It's okay to be in denial of the truth.

 

[Universe]

*nibbles on immortal dragon's tail*

Watch it!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Hangs some mistletoe on his tail*

 

[Universe]

*is on Santa’s nice list*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Santa produces another list with only one name - mine. On the top it says "Official List of LPW Winner".

That's a forgery.

 

[Universe]

*Hangs some mistletoe on his tail*

*burns it off*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*burns it off*

*Grows tail back and hangs more mistletoe*

 

[Tenné]

That's a forgery.

Nooo, Santa wouldn't do that. No, it can't be true I don't believe it. Aaaaah.

 

[Universe]

*Grows tail back and hangs more mistletoe*

*burns off mistletoe*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*burns off mistletoe*

What's up with you and mistletoes hanging on skunk tails?