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[Universe]

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I wish there was no years. All years wpuld be gone with the rest of Earth.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I wish there was no years. All years wpuld be gone with the rest of Earth.

But year rhymes with beer.

 

[Universe]

I wish there was no years. All years wpuld be gone with the rest of Earth.

Never

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Never

Or always

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

But year rhymes with beer.

And year and beer rhyme with fear.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

And year and beer rhyme with fear.

I fear a year without beer.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I fear a year without beer.

I fear living

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Yours also probably also said hymens break from sex but neither are true as STI's and STD's may be classified differently but they aren't replacing one term like as if it's ADD vs. ADHD. Stuff that are infectious are STI's but STD's are the actual disease such as HPV.

Would you like me to tell her that then?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Would you like me to tell her that then?

I've seen health teachers be proven wrong but they won't listen. There was one that said guys can't pee while erected, never gave up on their statement despite a GUY tellimg her she was wrong.

 

[Arnak]

I'm back.

So am i

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

So am i

*cast poof*

 

[Arnak]

*holding a glass of wine* to life, to our future and to the ones who make our lives worth living. To those who are not by blood but are as close as family. To those we treasure more than gold, those who put up with us... God bless each and every one of you and bless this forum, for it is as much our home as those of wood or stone. I may be late to count down, but I bring into this new year my love for everyone, you mean alot to me and I count you among my family.

May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil even knows you're dead

 

[Deleted member 82554]

-drinks the great bean-

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I've seen health teachers be proven wrong but they won't listen. There was one that said guys can't pee while erected, never gave up on their statement despite a GUY tellimg her she was wrong.

Okey I believe you then
I prefer the term STD anyway

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I've seen health teachers be proven wrong but they won't listen. There was one that said guys can't pee while erected, never gave up on their statement despite a GUY tellimg her she was wrong.

I STILL don't believe in condoms
They go against natures law

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Okey I believe you then
I prefer the term STD anyway

STI is just a nicer form of STD's but you don't want either or spread either. Just wrap up when having sex.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

True.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I STILL don't believe in condoms
They go against natures law

And back then there weren't as many STD's but you can f*** up in life if you want to. It'll only kill you.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

But maybe not true

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

And back then there weren't as many STD's but you can f*** up in life if you want to. It'll only kill you.

To quote stpaulcenter.com
"For our purposes, it’s enough to say that contraception violates the natural law because contraception acts against the natural end, or goal, of sexual intercourse, which is the coming to be of new human life. Sexual intercourse is, in Janet Smith’s fine phrase, clearly ordained to “babies and bonding.” We tamper with this fundamental order of things at our peril."

 

[HecticSeth]

>be me
>using green text on a furry website
>why the fuck am i doing this?
>mfw

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I STILL don't believe in condoms
They go against natures law

People thought masturbation is against natures laws and their solution was to snip off the foreskin. Then now people say circumcision is against nature. It just comes full circle.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

But there is only one truth, that is bacon.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

To quote stpaulcenter.com
"For our purposes, it’s enough to say that contraception violates the natural law because contraception acts against the natural end, or goal, of sexual intercourse, which is the coming to be of new human life. Sexual intercourse is, in Janet Smith’s fine phrase, clearly ordained to “babies and bonding.” We tamper with this fundamental order of things at our peril."

It's natural to want the need of having sex and we only desire it because we wanted to make humams live long so they had like 10 children for casualties.