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[Draakc from State Farm]

I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp
If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Say Shrek, Shrek oh how'd you get so green?
Shrek, Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine?
I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie
Sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Those days when you live in town but you wake up and it's like living on a farm is pure bliss. So quiet...

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Give me mud be my bud but don't be a dud
I be rockin' this beat cause I'm original stud

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I fucking hate when people cuss
They need to watch their fucking language

 

[Keefur]

*Hangs up some air fresheners and sprays some Febreeze*

 

[Aika the manokit]

*Hangs up some air fresheners and sprays some Febreeze*

*Dislikes smell*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

*Hangs up some air fresheners and sprays some Febreeze*

Shreeeeeeek

 

[Niru the Husky]

The smell of too much air fresheners is horrible ;0

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

The smell of too much air fresheners is horrible ;0

So is ammonia.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Playing my awesome Soulja boy console

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Normal coffee cup.

My coffee cup.

-sips coffee-

 

[Niru the Husky]

So is ammonia.

Imagine using an ammonia air freshener spray o~o

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sprays the thread to make it smell better*

 

[Aika the manokit]

*replaces the scent of febreeze with the smells of coconut, pineapple and wildflower

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*Sprays the thread to make it smell better*

*dies*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*dies*

Aww come on! I didn't mean to kill you.

*Revives you again*

 

[Aika the manokit]

Aww come on! I didn't mean to kill you.

*Revives you again*

*Sprays you with Aika's Hawaiian spring body spray*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sprays you with Aika's Hawaiian spring body spray*

I don't know what that is, but I like the smell.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Aww come on! I didn't mean to kill you.

*Revives you again*

AAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Aika the manokit]

I don't know what that is, but I like the smell.

*Happy clicks and chirps*

 

[Pygmepatl]

AAAAAAAAAAA

Aww! *Gives you a cookie*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*Sprays you with Aika's Hawaiian spring body spray*

Me too me too
I want to smell like I just got back home from my vacation

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Aww! *Gives you a cookie*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Aika the manokit]

Me too me too
I want to smell like I just got back home from my vacation

*Sprays*