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[Kairos]

*flips you over and firmly starts to kneed your shoulders and neck, slowly working onto the shoulder blades*

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

Am I supposed to say no?

I dunno man I’m bad with words

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Kirby is too op his games are for pussies

 

[Universe]

*hugs back*

*purrs*

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

Kirby is too op his games are for pussies

Guess I’m a pussy then

 

[Deegan Rin]

*flips you over and firmly starts to kneed your shoulders and neck, slowly working onto the shoulder blades*

Good luck actually flipping me over. I'm quite tall and have the weight to match it. 6'9" and 250lbs sooooooooo

 

[Kairos]

Good luck actually flipping me over. I'm quite tall and have the weight to match it. 6'9" and 250lbs sooooooooo

Well I could try, im stronger then I look for 5'7 and 200ish pounds lol

 

[Deegan Rin]

Well I could try, im stronger then I look for 5'7 and 200ish pounds lol

Feel free to try hahaha

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

It’s 6 o’clock and I should be hungry but I’m not. I think I’m dying.


About time.

 

[Deegan Rin]

It’s 6 o’clock and I should be hungry but I’m not. I think I’m dying.


About time.

Have a big lunch or something?

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

Have a big lunch or something?

I didn’t really eat much today, come to think of it. But I should probably go make something. Cya.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Guess I’m a pussy then

Yep guess you are

 

[Foxy Emy]

I do not recognise your omnipotence, there are no gods here! Now bow to your king, mortal!

Mmmmm.... Nope.

 

[Deegan Rin]

I didn’t really eat much today, come to think of it. But I should probably go make something. Cya.

Good. Grab something to munch on before I worry

 

[Tazmo]

*cute and adorable, innocent raccoon noises*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Good luck actually flipping me over. I'm quite tall and have the weight to match it. 6'9" and 250lbs sooooooooo

OwO

 

[Foxy Emy]

OwO

Go for the legs! He has a high center of gravity!

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Kick him in the balls!

Unless that's over the top. then just put food nearby.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Kick him in the balls!

Unless that's over the top. then just put food nearby.

Food always works on me.
*drool drips from chin*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Kick him in the balls!

Unless that's over the top. then just put food nearby.

Dang it... your gonna get me with that food, too!

 

[Deegan Rin]

OwO

Yep. I'm a big guy.

 

[Tazmo]

Yep. I'm a big guy.

OwO big?

......like what exactly? ; )

 

[Deegan Rin]

Kick him in the balls!

Unless that's over the top. then just put food nearby.

Kicking me in the balls is the quickest way for you to wake up on the floor. That and scaring me. I react a different way when scared or surprised. Anything that slinks up behind me is instantly perceived as a threat in the back of my head.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Coffee crusted pork chops, buttered carrots, homemade mashed potatoes

 

[Deegan Rin]

OwO big?

......like what exactly? ; )

Everything you're thinking probably.