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[Niedlich the Folf]

*scratches own ear with hind paw like a dog*

 

[Telnac]

*lands with the grace of a 600 pound man who tried skydiving but his chute didn't open*
*steals the win*
*limps away*

How is everything this fyne morning?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*scratches own ear with hind paw like a dog*

*jumps over you*
*leaves thick trail of shedded fur*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*lands with the grace of a 600 pound man who tried skydiving but his chute didn't open*
*steals the win*
*limps away*

How is everything this fyne morning?

*quashes your claim to the win*
*wins*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*jumps over you*
*leaves thick trail of shedded fur*

*grabs a lint roller*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*grabs a lint roller*

*quashes the effectiveness of your lint roller*
*sheds*
*wins*

 

[TR273]

*Prestidigitatates the carpet clean*

I have no idea what that means, but I'm in!

 

[SashaBengal]

*lands with the grace of a 600 pound man who tried skydiving but his chute didn't open*
*steals the win*
*limps away*

How is everything this fyne morning?

Not sure yet

 

[Telnac]

Not sure yet

Well I'm sure I wish I could sleep until it's afternoon but the alarm says otherwise.

 

[SashaBengal]

*quashes the effectiveness of your lint roller*
*sheds*
*wins*

*busts out the furminator*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*busts out the furminator*

OwO
*assumes Furminator must be furry super hero*

 

[SashaBengal]

Well I'm sure I wish I could sleep until it's afternoon but the alarm says otherwise.

My puppy alarm is telling me it’s time to go outside for walkies.

 

[SashaBengal]

OwO
*assumes Furminator must be furry super hero*

*Furminator the furry super hero makes all shed fur disappear and everything sparkles*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Furminator the furry super hero makes all shed fur disappear and everything sparkles*

*likes sparkles*
*doesn't like my fur disappearing*

 

[SashaBengal]

*likes sparkles*
*doesn't like my fur disappearing*

*Furminator hands you a bag of all the fur you shed in the thread*

 

[Joni]

*simply wins*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Furminator hands you a bag of all the fur you shed in the thread*

*rips the bag open and throws fur everywhere*

Awooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[SashaBengal]

*rips the bag open and throws fur everywhere*

Awooooooooooooo!!!!

>.< okay, new tactic.... *Furminator creates a fur proof bubble around you and makes all the thrown fur appear inside your bubble*

 

[Joni]

*rips the bag open and throws fur everywhere*

Awooooooooooooo!!!!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SoL-JoS]

Sitting on my lap and being petted and scratched behind the ears? Yush. Totally! =3 Although you may have to fight @SoL-JoS for the spot..

:O
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
YOU HARLOT
THAT'S MY LAP
NO ONE ELSE'S
JEALOUS CATTO HOURS

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

>.< okay, new tactic.... *Furminator creates a fur proof bubble around you and makes all the thrown fur appear inside your bubble*

Fur bubble!

Awooooo!!!

 

[TR273]

:O
ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME
YOU HARLOT
THAT'S MY LAP
NO ONE ELSE'S
JEALOUS CATTO HOURS

*Scratches behind ears*

 

[ManicTherapsid]

*floofs*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*floofs so hard that the fur bubble bursts*
*fur everywhere*
*is now fursona non grata in the land of black velvet*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*floofs then gays*