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[Niedlich the Folf]

Bark!

I mean, uhhhh.... Meow. I swear I'm a cat

Yes. Convert. >:3

 

[Sairn]

Yes. Convert. >:3

Why not both?!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Why not both?!

Because felines get on Santa's naughty list all the time. :V

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Why not both?!

*sniffs with suspicion*
*remains puzzled*
*farts*

 

[Sairn]

Because felines get on Santa's naughty list all the time. :V

Hmmm, important consideration... Might consider the switch, but I love all my floof!

*sniffs with suspicion*
*remains puzzled*
*farts*

*Hisses, but also wants to play*
*Is confused*
*Smells fart and runs away*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Hmmm, important consideration... Might consider the switch, but I love all my floof!



*Hisses, but also wants to play*
*Is confused*
*Smells fart and runs away*

I'm floofier, see? *sicks hand into own floof and whole arm disapears*

 

[Sairn]

I'm floofier, see? *sicks hand into own floof and whole arm disapears*

*In shock of this witchcraft, cats are supposed to be the floofiest*

 

[Seoba]

*flops*

*pokes* u alive? o-o

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*In shock of this witchcraft, cats are supposed to be the floofiest*

*pokes* u alive? o-o

On the outside. A bit inside, not too much though.

 

[Seoba]

On the outside. A bit inside, not too much though.

oof *offers hug*

 

[Tenné]

Eyy, ny profilbilde! Kjekt!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Eyy, ny profilbilde! Kjekt!

Santa's elf!

oof *offers hug*

*hugs for a little bit* Hugs are fun.

 

[Tenné]

Santa's elf!

It me! Santa's on holiday and tasked me to keep an eye on all the naughty children here.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

It me! Santa's on holiday and tasked me to keep an eye on all the naughty children here.

Oh I'm naughty. *bends over* :V

 

[Sairn]

It me! Santa's on holiday and tasked me to keep an eye on all the naughty children here.

*Puts away my bag of catnip, but spills it everywhere*

I promise I'm not bad

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*Puts away my bag of catnip, but spills it everywhere*

I promise I'm not bad

He's got narcotics!!! >:V

 

[Tenné]

Oh I'm naughty. *bends over* :V

You're permanently on the naughty list, don't worry.

*Puts away my bag of catnip, but spills it everywhere*

I promise I'm not bad

*eyes suspiciously*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You're permanently on the naughty list, don't worry.


*eyes suspiciously*

But I was just picking up this penny! See? *holds up penny* It was heads up so I'm lucky!

 

[Sairn]

He's got narcotics!!! >:V

Wh...wh... What? No I dont!

You're permanently on the naughty list, don't worry.


*eyes suspiciously*

Nothing to see here, just trying to have a catnap

 

[Tenné]

Catnap is a highly illegal. *scribbles furiously in the naughty list*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Wh...wh... What? No I dont!



Nothing to see here, just trying to shoot up that catnip.

FTFY

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Wh...wh... What? No I dont!



Nothing to see here, just trying to have a catnap

Cat nap?

AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!¡

 

[Sairn]

Cat nap?

AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!¡

*The startling noise wakes up this cat*

*Still startled, bolts in the first direction available, which happens to be the table leg*

*Stumbles away defeated*

FTFY

You caught me

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*The startling noise wakes up this cat*

*Still startled, bolts in the first direction available, which happens to be the table leg*

*Stumbles away defeated*



You caught me

*fbi breaks in*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*fbi breaks in*

It was the cat!