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[Pygmepatl]

I'll just do some stretches here, I hope you don't mind.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

So why does pete burns wear an eye patch?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Because he's secretly a pirate?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I'll just do some stretches here, I hope you don't mind.
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Put. That. Skunk tail. Down.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Why are you so scared? I was just doing some stretches.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Why are you so scared? I was just doing some stretches.

Aww Who farted?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Aww Who farted?

I didn't.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I didn't.

Yeaaah suuuuuuure

 

[Skittles]

Wasn't me~

-Innocent Queen noises-

 

[Pygmepatl]

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

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Oh god you pissed yourself too?????

 

[Pygmepatl]

No, I didn't either.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*breathes*
*loses consciousness*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Uh? *Wakes you up with some water*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Uh? *Wakes you up with some water*

Now you pissed yourself

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Now you pissed yourself

crap

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now you pissed yourself

It was water. Either way, @Borophagus Monoclinous is awake now.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It was water. Either way, @Borophagus Monoclinous is awake now.

Only just

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Serves you a big cup of coffee to make you feel better*

 

[SoL-JoS]

Homeowner has the word "meow" in it.
Now you can never pronounce it correctly against without thinking about that.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Homeowner has the word "meow" in it.
Now you can never pronounce it correctly against without thinking about that.

Dammit. I'm a ho meow ner.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Serves you a big cup of coffee to make you feel better*

But I need to go to bed! Now I'm going to be up all night!

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's the point!

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Ah, cat attacks...

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Is prepared*