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[Borophagus Metropolis]

*pours gasoline on the win*
*lights a pack of matches and tosses it*
*runs away, laughing maniacally*

 

[TR273]

*pours gasoline on the win*
*lights a pack of matches and tosses it*
*runs away, laughing maniacally*

*Fights fire, knocks it out in the third round right before the bell.*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

You do realize Germany is more famous for it's women? :V

Not it's accents :V

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

The IRS likes iTunes apparently.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The IRS likes iTunes apparently.

I hate both.

 

[Arnak]

I hate both.

No mud bath for you

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

No mud bath for you

I can mud bath whenever I please.

 

[Guifrog]

I can mud bath whenever I please.

*drops bucket of mud on u*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*runs around and tracks mud all over the carpets*

 

[SashaBengal]

*pushes breakable objects off tables and other surfaces*

 

[Skittles]

OwO What is this!?

 

[SashaBengal]

*pushes something else that crashes*

 

[Skittles]

Dx Nuuu! I need the royal cleanup crew!

 

[Deegan Rin]

You do realize Germany is more famous for it's women? :V

I prefer the French women. I got lucky in that respect. My fiance was born in France and moved here when she was in elementary school. There's nothing hotter then dirty talk in French.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I prefer the French women. I got lucky in that respect. My fiance was born in France and moved here when she was in elementary school. There's nothing hotter then dirty talk in French.

oui oui

 

[Arnak]

Dx Nuuu! I need the royal cleanup crew!

*With a wave of my staff, the mud is gone, the vases are fixed and the ones responsible for the mess are imprisoned* bibidi boppity boo

 

[SashaBengal]

*With a wave of my staff, the mud is gone, the vases are fixed and the ones responsible for the mess are imprisoned* bibidi boppity boo

*pushes over the prison bars*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*With a wave of my staff, the mud is gone, the vases are fixed and the ones responsible for the mess are imprisoned* bibidi boppity boo

*poops on the rug*

 

[DRGN Juno]

I prefer the French women. I got lucky in that respect. My fiance was born in France and moved here when she was in elementary school. There's nothing hotter then dirty talk in French.

*Sits next to you and whispers in your ear*

"Je suis un ananas."

 

[Arnak]

*pushes over the prison bars*

*Locks you in a half flooded cell*

*poops on the rug*

*Makes you eat it then locks you in a pure white room*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Locks you in a half flooded cell*

*Makes you eat it then locks you in a pure white room*

*makes it a brown room*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Go away for a few hours and come back to a college orgy.

So.... this is awkward.

 

[Arnak]

*makes it a brown room*

*Lights the methane, burning your fur off before I douse you with cold water

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Yo Phil Collins produced this?
That's crazy!!!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Lights the methane, burning your fur off before I douse you with cold water

*uses mana to regrow fur*
*goes to the mall and gets a pedicure*
*comes back and poops on your rug*