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[Telnac]

*peeks*
*gasps in horror*
*backs away slowly, not even touching the win*

 

[Arnak]

*uses mana to regrow fur*
*goes to the mall and gets a pedicure*
*comes back and poops on your rug*

... *Proceeds to bap you* bad dog!

 

[SashaBengal]

*Locks you in a half flooded cell*

*happily does the tiger paddle in the water*

 

[Arnak]

*happily does the tiger paddle in the water*

*Shocks water* such a shame to harm a lovely feline

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

... *Proceeds to nap you* bad dog!

Nap? Sounds good.

*curls up into a ball if snoozey floof*
*farts*

 

[Arnak]

Nap? Sounds good.

*curls up into a ball if snoozey floof*
*farts*

*Drops you outside*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I've come to my other home.

 

[Arnak]

I've come to my other home.

If I had known, I'd have set up a welcome home party.

 

[Pygmepatl]

We can set up a party right now.

 

[Arnak]

We can set up a party right now.

There are young ones sleeping in yonder village. We must not wake them

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's right, we should leave it for later.

 

[Arnak]

That's right, we should leave it for later.

Also I must clean the castle. Someone dumped tomato paste all over and many villagers think someone was murdered

 

[Pygmepatl]

I can help you with that.

 

[Breyo]

*comes in carrying fire crackers, balloons, and confetti poppers, but overhears the conversation and walks right back out*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hello my friend!

*Hugs you*

 

[Arnak]

*comes in carrying fire crackers, balloons, and confetti poppers, but overhears the conversation and walks right back out*

Come back here. Grab a mop or a sponge

 

[Breyo]

Hello my friend!

*Hugs you*

Heyo! *hugs back*
You... uh... might wanna get started on that castle before a spell gets cast on you! Need any help? I know where each spot of tomato gloop is, and it definitely isn't because I'm the one who put it everywhere!
...
I was desperate for fun, ok?

 

[Breyo]

Come back here. Grab a mop or a sponge

Sir, yes sir!
We're probably gonna need more than just that, though. There is A LOT of tomato goop...

 

[Pygmepatl]

It's nice to see you here.

 

[Arnak]

Sir, yes sir!
We're probably gonna need more than just that, though. There is A LOT of tomato goop...

Well I'm too lazy to just poof it away right now.

 

[Breyo]

*drops the mop and sponge*
Wait a sec. @Arnak, don't you have a spell or something that can just clean all of this up?
Oh, nevermind! You must have cast your "mind reading" spell on me! (That was creepy lol)

 

[Breyo]

It's nice to see you here.

And you as well!

 

[Arnak]

*drops the mop and sponge*
Wait a sec. @Arnak, don't you have a spell or something that can just clean all of this up?
Oh, nevermind! You must have cast your "mind reading" spell on me! (That was creepy lol)

(I'll say)

The queen will surely demote me if I don't clean

 

[Deegan Rin]

Well, me and my woman are fighting so I at least have an excuse to get intoxicated

 

[Deegan Rin]

I've got liquor enough for all of us.