Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
How does a boi get sooooo long?

What about folf?
Guess I'm back. For how long though? Guess I'll take another break if necessary.
*cries*Eh. Mebbe.
*cries*
Good. Hobbits are tasty and dwarves make for good target practice.*Hires Hobbit and Dwarf adventurers to try to get the win back.*
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what if a bard was hired instead?Good. Hobbits are tasty and dwarves make for good target practice.![]()
Bards are welcome everywherewhat if a bard was hired instead?
*Takes bets on how long the Dwarves and Hobbits will last.*Good. Hobbits are tasty and dwarves make for good target practice.![]()
umm that hobbit has a magic ring my bets on him.*Takes bets on how long the Dwarves and Hobbits will last.*
He's a noodleHow does a boi get sooooo long?
*insert immature 69 joke here* >:VHow many wins does it take to win ?
AWoOOOo
Souuuu... I need only Thelve (and yes, that's a number) wins?*insert immature 69 joke here* >:V
Awoo!!!
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Happy birthday! I hope you don't have a raging hangover tomorrow!I'M SUPER DRUNK AND IT'S MY BIRFDAY
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I'M SUPER DRUNK AND IT'S MY BIRFDAY
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