Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Kiaara]

Tea you totally choose tea. Mhmm! -Invites to evening tea-

Actually, I have a bad experiance with tea, so the taste of it is disgusting to me as it reminds me of it.
I don't like coffee because it makes me fart-y

 

[florance the fox]

the scarred: "no i mean weird in my sense i know everyone is weird duh"

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Here, Mega Guy, use this for energy!

 

[TR273]

Why thank you! I pride myself on being odd and peculiar. The world would be BORING.. Were it not for the weird.

 

[florance the fox]

the scarred: "ok then"

 

[Kiaara]

So i'm at my friend's house but she is asleep so yeet

 

[Arishipshape]

So i'm at my friend's house but she is asleep so yeet

I find unconscious comrades typically don't respond well to sudden yeets. Friendly word of warning.

 

[Kiaara]

I find unconscious comrades typically don't respond well to sudden yeets. Friendly word of warning.

My Boyfriend did not like it when I tried to wake him by attempting to yeet him out of bed thursday morning. I said attempted yeet because I am weak. He kinda flopped over and hugged me and fell asleep, thus leaving me with the inability to move

 

[Skittles]

Actually, I have a bad experiance with tea, so the taste of it is disgusting to me as it reminds me of it.
I don't like coffee because it makes me fart-y

Aaaw that is sad to hear =(

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Someone's dog won't shut up. I can't wait until my lease expires.

 

[Arishipshape]

 

[Kiaara]

Am hungry

 

[TR273]

*Nabs win.*

 

[Sir Thaikard]

NOT ON MY WATCH.

 

[TR273]

*Nabs win from the grandfather clock instead.*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Don't do it! You'll summon Batman..

 

[Arishipshape]

I'll get my tax evasion charge papers prepared.

 

[Universe]

*steals the win and leaves a fake in it’s place*

 

[Arishipshape]

Where does one acquire a fabricated win?

 

[Sir Thaikard]

Not from me.

 

[Universe]

It’s called being awesome

 

[TR273]

Where does one acquire a fabricated win?

They've usually got some at the gift shop downstairs.

(They're not very well made however, they tend to fade when a new post goes up.)

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*gays then wins*

 

[Arishipshape]

Cool!

*descends to gift shop and returns with about a hundred false wins in arms*

Even if they're not well made, surely if I get enough I'll get lucky and one will last. It's basic probability.

 

[TR273]

Cool!

*descends to gift shop and returns with about a hundred false wins in arms*

Even if they're not well made, surely if I get enough I'll get lucky and one will last. It's basic probability.

Congratulations!
(Insert the sound of a hundred false wins popping like soap bubbles)