Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
MEGAMUFFIN! Good to see you again. Now..Questions.. Coca cola.. Or Pepsi?
Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a MUFFIN!

MEGAMUFFIN! Good to see you again. Now..Questions.. Coca cola.. Or Pepsi?
It's MEGACAKE! because cakes are better than muffins. pancakes and crepes is delicious.
the scarred : "ENOUGH!!!!!!!!........... Call me by my real nameGirl, you thought he was a man, but he was a MUFFIN!
It's MEGACAKE! because cakes are better than muffins. pancakes and crepes is delicious.
the scarred "idk what you're talking about"Wonderful. Now Megapancake.. To be.. Or not to be?
That is the question.the scarred "idk what you're talking about"
AHHH*force feeds bacon* >:3
Actually I always though the question was ‘How does he know it’s Yorick?’That is the question.
YouAHHH
You really want me to eat bacon, right ?
*makes myself comfortable on your fluffy belly*
*sighs* I've to force you somehow to let me win...
What's your favorite snack ?
Uhh, that came unexpected...
*the scarred looks at the chaos*Uhh, that came unexpected...
Well, then I have to force you with “me“ ¿!
*cuddles you to death*
What chaos ?*the scarred looks at the chaos*
>:3Uhh, that came unexpected...
Well, then I have to force you with “me“ ¿!
*cuddles you to death*
Give me the win!
the scarred: hello nexus"The barista at the coffee shop gave me a free refill. My day is already amazing thanks to her
NeverGive me the win!
*snuggles up your neck*
Or I'll stop!
This win belongs to the raccoons !
This win belongs to the kingdom!
CANINES WIN!This win belongs to the kingdom!
Nothing, if she's awesomeMuffins are just midget cakes. What do you have against midgets?![]()