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Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
I proceed to defenestrate said fox from my throne!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Hooray! Long live the queen! Today shall forever be commemorated as "Fox Defenestration" day! Let us hold a feast in honor of the queen's glorious action!
 

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
I proceed to defenestrate said fox from my throne!
You lost your throne months ago, sorry to say!
I was just being nice and letting you live in the palace with 2 months with free rent. But all good things come to end, now please sign this eviction notice.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Historic levels of denial! I've not even read of such a thing since post ww2 Japan!
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of me preparing the aforementioned gigantic feast.
*opens closet, only for dozens of pots and pans to loudly clang out*
If you have an issue you can take it up with the queen, long may she live.
*begins soup and salad preperation*
 

KimberVaile

Self congratulatory title goes here
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of me preparing the aforementioned gigantic feast.
*opens closet, only for dozens of pots and pans to loudly clang out*
If you have an issue you can take it up with the queen, long may she live.
*begins soup and salad preperation*
Oh no, not only is he a rampant brownnoser, but he's getting delusional!
The dining hall hasn't been used for months.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh no, not only is he a rampant brownnoser, but he's getting delusional!
The dining hall hasn't been used for months.
*drops an entire baguette into soup vat*
Ok, you've crossed the line. For this I shall not stand. If I'm to be insulted, I'm going to know exactly what for.
What the heck is a "brownnoser"?
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
I need twenty gallons for the impending feast held in honor of the first Fox Defenestration day.
*Summons Beverage Babe™ with her magic teapot.*
teas up.jpg

There we are, unlimited whatever you need.
:)
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
The Queen is MOST pleased!
You lost your throne months ago, sorry to say!
I was just being nice and letting you live in the palace with 2 months with free rent. But all good things come to end, now please sign this eviction notice.
-Rips the eviction notice into pieces and smiles pleasantly-
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*hides elation at receiving monarchical favor and devotes all attention to perfecting the art of making giant vats of vegetable soup*
 

Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
*steals win again*
Hippity hoppity, give me my property ^^
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Kinda like a sycophant, but with less free will!
Oh, I assure you, I have plenty of free will. For instance, I just spent ten seconds telling you about how I have free will instead of-Oops, ten seconds are up, back to work.
*dusts off large feasting table*
 
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