Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
I'll have you know that I do not brainwash/coerce/blackmail or by any means unlawful, enforce my will upon my subjects.
Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!
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KimberVaile
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I'd cling to the last vestiges of my free will too if I were in your fancy shoes!
Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
-Pets Kimber's fabulous hair- You could you know.. SURRENDER TO MY FLOOF! -Tickles-
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*meticulously lights every single fancy candle at the now pristine shining dining hall table*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*crawls into cellar*
WE'RE OUT OF SALT
*starts throwing random crates, bottles, and spices out of the cellar. hopefully they didn't hit anyone*
Wait no I found some.
WE'RE OUT OF SALT
*starts throwing random crates, bottles, and spices out of the cellar. hopefully they didn't hit anyone*
Wait no I found some.
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
AWOOOOOOOOO
KimberVaile
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I might need to call the authorities. I think somebody is robbing me.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Ah, welcome, Niedlich.
*hands the folf an invitation*
Today is the first Fox Defenestration day, and I'd like to formally invite you to the banquet in honor of the queen's recent defenestration of those that would oppose her. I mean, um,
*consults book of translation*
Awooo.
*hands the folf an invitation*
Today is the first Fox Defenestration day, and I'd like to formally invite you to the banquet in honor of the queen's recent defenestration of those that would oppose her. I mean, um,
*consults book of translation*
Awooo.
KimberVaile
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Sorry folks, Arishiphsape is an escapee from one of our fine mental health facilities.
He thinks he's stuck in the early 17th century. Those dastardly monarchists!
He thinks he's stuck in the early 17th century. Those dastardly monarchists!
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Tell that to the monarch that just threw you out the window. I'm sure she'll vouch for my sanity.
Zerzehn
Dojyaaaaaaaaan~
I can agree
KimberVaile
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nods head and pretends to believe what you're saying. Now, let's find our way to that dinner hall, that totally isn't the mental ward.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
You really want to suffer the humiliation of attending a feast held due to your crushing defeat at the paws of our queen, long may she live?
KimberVaile
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I'd be more worried if I wasn't officially voted in as the ruler of the forums. Such actions would be illegal!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Pardon? When did this election take place? I didn't get to cast a say!
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
It was rigged anyways! >:V
KimberVaile
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forums.furaffinity.net: The FAF Presidential Runoffs 2019
You were a few months too late there, fella.
@Simo actually was much closer to winning than Skittles!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Oh. Well, in my limited understanding president is a much lower position than monarch. I'll have to consult with the queen before I split my allegiences.
KimberVaile
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Why else would Skittles be included? President > Queen. And the domain extends far past LPW!
Now if you please, I have a mess to clean up.
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
What kind of mess?
:V
KimberVaile
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That guy threw a bunch of ingredients on the floor. I think he was raised in a barn!What kind of mess?