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[KimberVaile]

Wait, wut?
It's worth HOW much?!
...
Good. Cuss this furniture.
*scratches more for added drama*

You've heard rebel without a cause, now witness feline without a litter box

 

[SoL-JoS]

*Joins in the scratching of expensive furniture, because cuss the furniture*

YISS, BROTHER!
*drags a single claw down all three couch cushions*

You've heard rebel without a cause, now witness feline without a litter box

I WILL PEE ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE

 

[Zerzehn]

А ну чики-брики и в дамки

 

[Sairn]

YISS, BROTHER!
*drags a single claw down all three couch cushions*

*Stractches all the legs*

*Surgically removes all the fluff now open to the world*

 

[SoL-JoS]

*Stractches all the legs*

*Surgically removes all the fluff now open to the world*

*rips apart each couch cushion at the speed of a hearse going in reverse*
*eats fluff, then spits it out in disgust*
*immediately follows with a hairball on the carpet*
*walks away like nothing happened*

 

[Sairn]

*rips apart each couch cushion at the speed of a hearse going in reverse*
*eats fluff, then spits it out in disgust*
*immediately follows with a hairball on the carpet*
*walks away like nothing happened*

*Marks territory on spit out fluff*

*Not good enough anymore*

*Runs away*

 

[KimberVaile]

Such a great catastrophe.

The furniture doesn't match the walls anymore. Guess it's time to repaint them.

 

[Niru the Husky]

Those aren't my furnitures... souu

Not my problem
*sneaks away some golden door handles*

 

[SoL-JoS]

*rips the back of the couch anyway*
*slinks away furtively to go find more furniture (and hopefully some snickers)*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

AWOOOOOO

 

[Zerzehn]

 

[Niru the Husky]

AWOOOOOO

AwOOoOoOooOo !!!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

AwOOoOoOooOo !!!

BacOooOOOoooN!

 

[Rouge166]

AWOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Niru the Husky]

BacOooOOOoooN!

NooOoOoOOoowoOw !!

AWOOOOOOOO!!!!!

AWOOOOO !

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

a whoo?

 

[Niru the Husky]

a whoo?

A whoo u knu

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

A whoo u knu

A canoe fur you?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Goo goo g'joob

 

[Niru the Husky]

A canoe fur you?

I have no clue, maybe a blue ?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

 

[Niru the Husky]

Good night fluffs ^^

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Nite

 

[Zerzehn]

Čŭřšĕđ

 

[KimberVaile]

The top text is perfect