Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
Sorry, that's not on today's menu... but crocs are![]()

Sorry, that's not on today's menu... but crocs are![]()
Naw, don't be sad again
Naw, don't be sad again
Sooner or later you'll get what you want
*gives you the win for 5 minutes*
You're not gonna do that!*holds on tightly to prevent it from going away*
And I snatch backYou're a cute husky but I will snatch win from you
*knocks folf down and steals it back*And I snatch back
*throws bacon*And I'll snack something now... anyone have something? I'm a poor little doggo
*jumps up and clings on to your head**knocks folf down and steals it back*
So much fluff uwu, I can't see anything!*jumps up and clings on to your head*
*gets bacon thrown at me**throws bacon*
n'tWin!
*you run in to a bar and fall down flat**Grabs win, runs out the door.*
(Can't be bothered to be subtle.)
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Plot twist: The door is actually a portal which teleports the win in front of me*Grabs win, runs out the door.*
(Can't be bothered to be subtle.)
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Ah yes the old joke:*you run in to a bar and fall down flat*
And now you're the fool!Ah yes the old joke:
'A man walks into a bar.
'Ouch!'
It was an iron bar!'
But I'm sexy so you're no fool.I'm much more of a fool than him,
Because I let you get the win![]()
No it's not.Your intelligence is way too high for me
Says who ?No it's not.
PeopleSays who ?