Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Pygmepatl]

And I take the win.

 

[Skittles]

And I take the win.

Denied by royal decree!

 

[Simo]

Upheld by Skunk decree!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ha! I still have the win!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The what?

 

[Pygmepatl]

The Win!

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

*eats the win and washes it down with @Borophagus Monoclinous 's "soup"*

Ya'll toffs 'll hafta fight me for it if you want it back.

 

[Pygmepatl]

I didn't even need to fight you to have it back.

Now I have the Win!

 

[AdenineWolf]

You know, it's clear that I, the Best In Texas,
ALWAYS gets the win! >;3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well, I have it now.

 

[AdenineWolf]

Wanna duel for it partner?

 

[Pygmepatl]

I don't have to duel for the Win if I already have it.

 

[AdenineWolf]

And i don't have to duel for the Win once i take it from your cold dead paws!

 

[GarthTheWereWolf]

I didn't even need to fight you to have it back.

Now I have the Win!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks Win*

 

[AdenineWolf]

Huh, very funny
I remember putting a little *extra treat* in that fine brandy of 'win' you have so graciously ingested.
You sure that's the right win there partner?
Hehehe >:3

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Aims my butt with tail raised at you*

And you may want to have a taste of that.

Hehehe!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*Aims my butt with tail raised at you*

And you may want to have a taste of that.

Hehehe!

Put.
The skunk tail.
Down.

 

[AdenineWolf]

*tries to run in the other direction towards a thick boulder*

You dirty, nasty freak! Heck No!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Lowers my tail*

Now I have the Win!

 

[AdenineWolf]

*Cocks out Skunk Repellent Gun*

I'm Afraid You'll have to tell God that at least You had your little moment with it!
Hand it over, Skunk, or else
*Has sinister look on his face*

 

[Keefur]

*Lowers my tail*

Now I have the Win!

I only have two words for you as I take the win.

Butt Plug

 

[Pygmepatl]

You can't defeat this sinister force. This Sinister Spotted Skunk can do much more dark and sinister things.

I have the Win!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I only have two words for you as I take the win.

Butt Plug

Stay away or I will spray you!

 

[AdenineWolf]

I only have two words for you as I take the win.

Butt Plug

Well, one of us gotta go fast at him and push it in hard before he blows
(lmao)