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[SoL-JoS]

*baps you too*
Ich spreche nicht Deutsch*
^^

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(This is what I remember from a German class in my Sophmore year 12 years ago) Hallo! Gütten Tag, Herren und Frauleins! Wie geht's?? Ich bin sehr güt!

...why all the unnecessary umlauts?

(Background: I took three years of German in high school and two semesters in college)

Also, cat.
*meows in German*

 

[Niru the Husky]

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naaaaw... they are not changeable, at least not here...
Do you even mean that? ;D

*wins twice*

 

[blue sky love]

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...why all the unnecessary umlauts?

(Background: I took three years of German in high school and two semesters in college)

Also, cat.
*meows in German*

Because my grammar is just awful in all languages. :')

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot says "Africa"

 

[blue sky love]

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The says "Africa"

The whom says "Africa"?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!"

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

The whom says "Africa"?

The parrot

 

[blue sky love]

The parrot

*facepalm* That is just...!

Well, I must admit, that's clever

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

 

[blue sky love]

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

OOF

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

*facepalm* That is just...!

Well, I must admit, that's clever

I heard it from a kid at school

 

[blue sky love]

I heard it from a kid at school

That kid is witty!

 

[blue sky love]

What do you call a thousand white people falling down a mountain?

An avalanche

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican says, "Nope, my asshole"

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

What do you call a baptized Mexican?Bean dip!

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

What do you call a thousand white people falling down a mountain?

An avalanche

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

 

[Niru the Husky]

I wanna die win!

 

[blue sky love]

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

What??

 

[Arix]

A pilot.

 

[Gushousekai195]

Well, FA’s marginally back online and I decided to modify my picture of Manifesto. I gave him more colorful effects on his hands.

Source: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35090960/

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

What??

A pilot

You Racist

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

why so race icht?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[Keefur]

What's the deal with FA? The DDOS attack still going on?