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[Borophagus Metropolis]

Raaaaaaawr

*is confuse*

 

[blue sky love]

Nice awoo. Clearly, you have been hanging around with canines.

For a cat, I get along well with them. ^^ They make good friends!

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Just found out my dad has the PS3 Netflix disc

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

www.reddit.com: r/furry_irl - Gay_irl

 

[Nate/Satsuki]

I HAVE TO KILL GOD.

 

[Telnac]

*wins*

No deicide required.

 

[blue sky love]

*wins more*

 

[Skittles]

You can not win! A crossdressing Squirlf Queen blocks your passage! They demand a tax of 10000000 acorns to pass! What do you do?

Roll intiative?
Pay the Toll?
Attempt to romance the Queen?
Go back?

 

[Telnac]

Roll initiative. -1. Damn, I knew I should have put more points into dexterity.

Um... parley?

 

[Niru the Husky]

Mohorning

 

[Skittles]

Roll initiative. -1. Damn, I knew I should have put more points into dexterity.

Um... parley?

The Queen offers you a quest!

"You must head into the forest and cut down the tallest tree.. With this fox!" -Dramatic noises whilst the Queen waves a bedraggled fox around.-

 

[TR273]

You can not win! A crossdressing Squirlf Queen blocks your passage! They demand a tax of 10000000 acorns to pass! What do you do?

Roll intiative?
Pay the Toll?
Attempt to romance the Queen?
Go back?

Hmmm....
*Checks inventory...*
-45 Gold, Silver dagger of inconvenience, 2X Boxes of Valentine's chocolate, 1 Bushel red roses, 3 Potions of Anti-rocks, 1 Small bronze statuette.-

*Attempts romance*

:>USE, VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE + RED ROSES, WITH, QUEEN SQUIRLF!

 

[Skittles]

Hmmm....
*Checks inventory...*
-45 Gold, Silver dagger of inconvenience, 2X Boxes of Valentine's chocolate, 1 Bushel red roses, 3 Potions of Anti-rocks, 1 Small bronze statuette.-

*Attempts romance*

:>USE, VALENTINE'S CHOCOLATE + RED ROSES, WITH, QUEEN SQUIRLF!

The Queen is flattered! They allow you to pass!

(I may or may not have been messing around with Pool of Radiance lately.)

 

[WXYZ]

*rejiggers the mechanics of the game so as to make the concept of romance quite alien*
Now the Queen can never be again wooed with roses and chocolates.

 

[Narri]

*Puts the win on the back of a giant dragon plushie*

 

[TR273]

*rejiggers the mechanics of the game so as to make the concept of romance quite alien*
Now the Queen can never be again wooed with roses and chocolates.

*Releases the 'Romance' expansion pack, thus nerfing the rejig. Also uses 'Dagger of inconvenience' with you so now every time you attempt an action a small onion falls on your head.*

 

[Niru the Husky]

Win-deradu

 

[KimberVaile]

AFsdfdsafgdshgfs

What? It's universal greeting.

 

[Niru the Husky]

uzkuifwgfghfd
--> I win!

 

[ManicTherapsid]

AFsdfdsafgdshgfs

What? It's universal greeting.

Nonsense!

Everyone knows the universal greeting is Bah weep granah weep ninni bong!

*takes the win*

 

[blue sky love]

You can not win! A crossdressing Squirlf Queen blocks your passage! They demand a tax of 10000000 acorns to pass! What do you do?

Roll intiative?
Pay the Toll?
Attempt to romance the Queen?
Go back?

I choose this!
*wins*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*rolls 42 blue*
*puts on "tuff boi" spiked collar for a 10X win multiplier*
*drinks a pot of coffee*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

WIN!!!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

WIN!!!

But I had a 10X multiplier and a pot of coffee!

 

[Water Draco]

Yay yesterday