Deegan Rin
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Well hello there my queenie. I missed you furs
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Arnak
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I have no idea anymore
Existenceinanutshell
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Let me read some of your stuff sometime. I would love to see your writing style actually. Although I'd prefer to read the SFW type of stories honestly. Not big on NSFW content.
I just beat Sonic CD
Arnak
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I'll check to see if I still have some of my sfw stuff... Can't guarantee that they're any good
Existenceinanutshell
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Did you get the good or bad ending?
Arnak
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I've got a silly rap document. All its missing is the hook. Or is it called a chorus???
Toasty9399
Above Earth
screams
Existenceinanutshell
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I promise you my shit, ain't no shakespearean type of writing either lol. So I think you're good.
Arnak
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Aika
Starting things off, doing some fishing
Simplistic, you're bitchin and wishing I'd listen
Innocent intentions, not leaving till finished
I'm catching those fishes and Makin em dishes
Wielding a neat spear, one thrust's all I really need to get food round here
Brave boy, I got no fear
Shark tastes best when it's pan seared
It's beautiful here on my island, especially when I got my son and my best friend.
I'm feeling the love, I'm happy
Skewering this track and you saying I'm crappy?!
Come to my hut, my children are waiting
Looking upset but I know that you faking
A party we're having, you are the guest
This party was fun, but I gotta rest.
Ricky Sixgun
Take shots at me five times at dawn, but you better have saved one for yourself
I'm the man with a gun in his hand
Ricky six, Ricky six, yeah I'm about to go to town
Gunshots in the dark and you ducking down
I lost my dad when I was only ten
Now I'm living killing wanted men
My dear you shan't be afraid, I'll be back again.
Ricky six, Ricky six, hup, better not start shit or you're finished
Hundreds of kills under my belt, try to beat me you'll leave with more than a welt.
Say you're prayers while you can, everyone calling for the undertaker, get shot in the groin then the gullet, when I pull out my guns, you'll dance with danger.
Hook
(Blank for now)
Flicker
Aye, I'm going for a walk
Yeah the cool airs fine, would you care to talk?
We'll go trick or treating, don't that sound fun
It's Halloween and the night is young
Cuz I'm a big guy, no lie, suga high
Laugh out loud when you try to say bye
Since my belly glows in the dark
Monsters running right out the park
Been to a party, it didn't go well
I ate all the food as you can tell
I was behind the scenes, all shy and nervous
But now Im a star and I get room service
Call me fat, you better get ready
Cuz a swing from my kanabo is deadly
Back in the hood, hungry for more
Better pray I don't resort to vore
Frostbite
My full name's frostbite
With a predatory technique I will strike
Got Wendigo psychosis, few emotions
What do you think of this little notion
My diet goes like this, organs, skin, hemoglobin
Kidney smoothies and heart on beans
Top it off with marrow jelly and it's a meal for fiends
Your corpse is freezing while I'm feasting
With all the little forest beasties
Not even playing while I'm slaying
Cuz I'm gonna kill ya in the dead of winta
Not a thing you can throw, to stop a Looney wendigo
Would you take a seat at the table
Cuz I don't know how long I'll be stable!!!
Hook
Redd Coal
Ok, is everypony present?
Would you kindly take a seat for the lesson
Im guessin that you're just messin, around
But Imma teach ya to forge all these little weapons
Axe blades I ain't talking bout skatin
Get it straight, your the only thing here that could be shredded
Hit it here, hit it there,hit it everywhere, even this little section.
Kinda dealing my anger
Cuz everypony thinking they're better
But Imma be nice to you for the session
Learning to forge, consider it a blessing
You feel the steel giving?
I can tell by your hooves clipping
That you're feeling really glad for attending the class
Imma teach you my living.
Arnak
A to the R to the NAK, Kay? I'm Arnak that what I say.
I can conjure things you won't believe
Things your mind just can't perceive
And I'll do whatever you conceive
A wizard, a shaman, an arcane priest
But my preferred title, sorcerer
I'm not just an stylish mage
A bit of alchemy with sorcery engaged
The queen is lucky to have me around
I don't necessarily think I'm superior
But it's hard not to when your brain's inferior
Scream I'm a witch, now that's just rude
My servants would like a word with you
Trap you in a page in my little book
I'll Laugh right through this final hook.
Existenceinanutshell
Well-Known Member
It's good for what it is OwO. I liked it.
Deegan Rin
Certified Distributor of Quality Boops
Mind if I PM you?
Arnak
Off the bench
I can do journal entries but some days don't seem possible to record...
Arnak
Off the bench
Uh sure.
Arnak
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Day 1: We reached a clearing in the forest large enough to set up camp for the next few days or so. Mistress seems confident in the mercenaries she's hired but I'm not so sure about them. Their loyalty is bought with money, not earned through respect. I pray they don't plan to kill her out here.
Day 2: Today was rather uneventful, aside from the moment Lex Arrowbane got his foot caught in a bear trap, nothing really happened.
Day 3: Mistress has tasked me with gathering food, the hunters will hunt for prey but I have the misfortune of gathering berries and herbs that will likely never be used. At about 8 or 9 PM, I began hearing strange sounds coming from the forest. They sound almost like voices, some sound like whispers while others are more akin to malicious laughter. I don't know who or what is making those sounds, but I do know that I am not going back out there alone.
Update: As I lay in my tent, the sounds seem closer than during the day. Fear grips my very being and I write this entry to calm my nerves.
Day 4: Today I was assigned to water retrieval along with Nort Battlebreaker and Sem Spearborn. We've been getting water from a nearby stream. Along the way I suggested that if we wanted the water to last longer, we'd quit drinking so much. Alas, as with all my suggestions, it was dismissed and Sem said “what do you know, you're just a servant.” I was preparing my rebutal but Nort triggered some sort of trap, thorn covered vines were tightly wrapped around his leg. We freed him and I patched his leg up the best I could with clean leaves.We would have completed our task, but given Nort's injury, I had to support him as he hobbled back to camp. we returned with four less containers of water than we should have. On one hand, the mercenary captain was furious, but on the other I earned the respect of Nort and Sem for helping.
Note: Whoever set that trap wasn't trying to catch an animal, it was set up to catch one of us. I told Sem and Nort to relay my concerns to the rest of the mercenaries in camp. Who or what is doing this?
Day 5: There are new rules established in the camp.
1: Don't go into the forest alone
2: keep your weapons on you at all times.
3: Keep your eyes open for anything suspicious
4: All tents must be at least five inches apart
Everyone is getting tense in this forest. Reports of voices and even figures in the trees are becoming more frequent. I've been moved into Sem and Nort's tent for my protection. Mistress picked them because they were the only ones I was close to. That and the fact Nort's leg needed fresh bandages.
Day 6: One of the mercenaries has gone missing, his partner Kern Weaselstorm returned covered in blood with various cuts and marks on his body. As we tended to him, we tried to get him to tell us what happened. He was obviously in shock over whatever happened out there but one phrase I picked out from all the gibberish was “red eyes”. I haven't seen anything like eyes in the dark forest but we all heard a particularly sinister laugh echo through the trees.
Update: Kern was moved in with Sem, Nort and I. He seemed to have calmed down until we all heard something coming from the forest that sounded like “We see you”. At that point, Kern was shaking, rocking in place and on the verge of tears. I have a bad feeling about all of this.
Day 7: Everything is happening so fast, paranoia runs rampant among us. Even mistress is visibly shaken by what is happening. The sounds are all around us, we're afraid to make a move, the red eyes watch closely at night. We've got to get out of this forest.
Day 9: Yesterday was tense but uneventful. Today however, marks progress in our favor. One of the creatures decided to attack, only to be run through with a spear. We examined the body. It looked like a man, but no man has spikes on his head, four foot long limbs and teeth like the blade of a saw. It wore the head of our fallen friend on it's hip. When it twitched, Kern flew into a rage, stabbing and chopping at the creature's body until restrained by Ren Bonesplinter. We left the corpse tied to a tree as a warning.
Day 10: Today we stood in horror to see the corpse of the first creature being eaten by it's fellows. Not only are we dealing with unnatural creatures, we're dealing with cannibals. Ancestors help us.
Day 15: We've been under attack for the past five days. We've yet to lose a man but we're growing weaker. My inkpot has run out so I've begun using the blood of these monsters, it's just as black as ink and dries quicker.
Day 17: We've lost Horus Axestorm, I was appointed the new leader by those I've become close to. Though I lack proper training, I've already killed six of the monsters… just wish the previous leader's armor fit better.
Day 20: We are exhausted, sleep deprived, hungry and down four men. We've decided to try and get out of the forest. My men can hardly keep their shields up and I have risked my life twice to rescue someone who's lagging behind. It's a miracle that Mistress is still alive. In a way, it's my loyalty to her and my men that keeps me going.
Day 21: we've managed to get a moment's respite in a small cave, rations are at their lowest and Nort has succumbed to his injuries. I know I'm wasting time writing in this journal, but if I don't make it out of this Forest alive, I want it to serve as a warning to anyone else who wishes to travel through here.
Day 22: can't keep my eyes open, everything hurts, can barely walk but I carry on, mistress isn't fairing much better than the rest of us… all but me, mistress and a few others are gone. One man lost his mind and ran off into the forest, he won't last long with those creatures out there.
Day 23: Ancestors be praised! We've made it out and one of mistress's patrols is here. The creatures have retreated back into the forest and the remaining mercenaries have been inducted as commanders in the army. I on the other hand, have been promoted to the Queen's bodyguard. After what we all just went through, it's safe to say that we are all taking a long nap after gorging ourselves.
End
It sucks I know
Toasty9399
Above Earth
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Existenceinanutshell
Well-Known Member
To give ya a quote
So write when you feel the need to write. Don't force out something that isn't there. Write when you have something that cannot be expressed in any other way. OwO
Existenceinanutshell
Well-Known Member
Morning all.
Morning! I should really be saying goodnight though on my end since it's midnight in my time zone. But I'm staying up a bit more longer lol
Toasty9399
Above Earth
good eveningMorning all.
Arnak
Off the bench
Well a prompt might help my adaptivelyTo give ya a quote
So write when you feel the need to write. Don't force out something that isn't there. Write when you have something that cannot be expressed in any other way. OwO
I'm going to do both
I went for the bad ending first and good ending second
So, I got bad
Deegan Rin
Certified Distributor of Quality Boops
Hiya how have you been? *boops you on your cute lil pink nose*Morning all.
Toasty9399
Above Earth
HHOHOHO
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