Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Does the fox say?
yiff yiff yiff
yiff yiff yiff
yiff yiff yiff

Does the fox say?
*Offers shark, squeaking cutely*Get out out there and go hunt some Mammoth butts.
No that's me. :Vyiff yiff yiff
yiff yiff yiff
yiff yiff yiff
*Offers shark, squeaking cutely*
I no catch mammoth, but I get big shark fox momma
(Aika's the one squeaking, he caught the shark as an alternative to the mammoth steaks... But now I can't bear to kill the shark)*puts cute, squeaky shark in a tank*
Do you have a name for your new shark friend?
(Aika's the one squeaking, he caught the shark as an alternative to the mammoth steaks... But now I can't bear to kill the shark)
I will call him... Maui...
*Screen cuts to you tied to a spitroast**nom nom*
Maui tastes delicious! Do you have any lime juice?
... You will pay dearly for this transgression*nom nom*
Maui tastes delicious! Do you have any lime juice?
Did you say... laser??When my cat does that, it's laser time!
I’m with you on that one. For awhile I was considered a fight risk so I’ve filled out plenty in my days. They can get so damn confusing at times.Filling applications has me stressed
Doesn’t look like they want the mouse. *pops in new batteries for laser pointer* Lets see which color you like most. I have four different colors of laser after all.*brings @Emyrelda Seoni a confused, weakened mouse*
I am good cat. I bring mouse as present.
You may pet my belly 3 times, but no more. Or else. =(
*interested trill*Doesn’t look like they want the mouse. *pops in new batteries for laser pointer* Lets see which color you like most. I have four different colors of laser after all.
I have red blue green a sort of violet. *pats you on the head* got a preference?*interested trill*
Yes. @w@ All of themI have red blue green a sort of violet. *pats you on the head* got a preference?
I got an anime figure:0
Sounds perfect heheYes. @w@ All of them
Aight let's do thizzzzSounds perfect hehe
*shines the light directly in front of you and wiggles it around *Aight let's do thizzzz
*waits for that dot* @w@ *tail twitches*
*runs around trying to catch it, hisses at it once in a playful way, puts paws on floor where dot is in an attempt to catch it**shines the light directly in front of you and wiggles it around *
Awww... is your tum tum upset?*runs around trying to catch it, hisses at it once in a playful way, puts paws on floor where dot is in an attempt to catch it*
(Haha maybe I shouldn't of drank that carnation chocolate milk drink...)
Just hyper @w@Awww... is your tum tum upset?
It's a jojo one uwuNot what I was expecting but I like it! :3