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Firio Zifirion

Firio Zifirion

Red/Gray Protogen
I sense drunk and problems..

And my new Life Will Change persona 5 remix that will come out tommorow and be perfect and amazing yee
 
Tyno

Tyno

Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam
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Found the image that made me hate lamprey. This was in a children's book in my elementary schools library and young me really didn't like them. Older me realized killing them was fine since they're an invasive species. Idk what about lampreys makes me hate them so much but I just despise them.
 
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Tyno said:
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Found the image that made me hate lamprey. This was in a children's book in my elementary schools library and young me really didn't like them. Older me realized killing them was fine since they're an invasive species. Idk what about lampreys makes me hate them so much but I just despise them.
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I don't like them, either :/
I think it's their mouths. They're... not natural...
*shudders*

Me winning, on the other hand, is completely nat-
Wait, no it isn't. Hurrah for rare occurrences!
 
Draakc from State Farm

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
ot no one to talk to
There's everyone
And then there's just me
If I could change
Don't you think that I'd do it
God only knows
Why he cursed me to be
A straight white male

I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
Zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say
My life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my Uggs

Straight white male
I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids (what?)
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also
"No" to the things you asked for
They're being greedy
And they know it, okay?

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
Just 'cause it's true
Doesn't mean that it's right
So pull up a chair
And put down your pitchforks
Give me a chance
To show you what it is like
To be a straight white male

The churches never made me
Feel ashamed of who I am
But I get emails from Zappos
That Gmail doesn't mark as spam
My country's constitution
Was hand-written by my race
But my wife bought me
The brand new iPhone
With an iPod Touch's case
Case doesn't fit that phone

Straight white male
I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The blacks want
Not to be called "the blacks" (Sorry)
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also
"No" to the things you asked for
No

Straight white male
Know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The African Ameri-
It doesn't work with the rhythm
We used to have all the money and land
And we still do
But it's not as fun now
 
SoL-JoS

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
Draakc The Flying Lizard said:
ot no one to talk to
There's everyone
And then there's just me
If I could change
Don't you think that I'd do it
God only knows
Why he cursed me to be
A straight white male

I state my problems
Other people roll their eyes
Three trips to the mall
Zero khakis in my size
I've never been the victim
Of a random search for drugs
But you can't say
My life is easy
Until you've walked a mile in my Uggs

Straight white male
I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The gays want kids (what?)
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also
"No" to the things you asked for
They're being greedy
And they know it, okay?

Everyone thinks that I've got it easy
Just 'cause it's true
Doesn't mean that it's right
So pull up a chair
And put down your pitchforks
Give me a chance
To show you what it is like
To be a straight white male

The churches never made me
Feel ashamed of who I am
But I get emails from Zappos
That Gmail doesn't mark as spam
My country's constitution
Was hand-written by my race
But my wife bought me
The brand new iPhone
With an iPod Touch's case
Case doesn't fit that phone

Straight white male
I know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The blacks want
Not to be called "the blacks" (Sorry)
Can't you just leave us alone?
And also
"No" to the things you asked for
No

Straight white male
Know the road looks tough ahead
The women want rights
The African Ameri-
It doesn't work with the rhythm
We used to have all the money and land
And we still do
But it's not as fun now
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