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Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*looks up from my green tea with lemon*
She can leave whenever she likes.
You... however... won't be afforded the same kindness unless you turn around right now.
*is confused*

I was under the impression-- @Skittles, is this true? Did I just doom myself to an illegitimate door destruction repair charge?
 

Arnak

Off the bench
Bored as hell with nothing to do, might type a fanfic just for you.
Gotta get food, before I begin
As I write I might make a few friends
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
*turns trusty steed around 180 degrees*

There, I turned around, as dictated. However, I shall not take my leave without the Queen's assurance that all is well.
 

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Also, your book is overdue. Return it or renew it.
Eh?
I'll get one of my robot vassals to take care of it


*turns trusty steed around 180 degrees*

There, I turned around, as dictated. However, I shall not take my leave without the Queen's assurance that all is well.
*the door rights itself and closes behind you, giving you a pat on the butt*
You can stay out there all you like.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Hey! HEY! No touching!

...

*sets up camp to wait for the Queen*

HirelingArt.jpg
 

Arnak

Off the bench
Eh?
I'll get one of my robot vassals to take care of it



*the door rights itself and closes behind you, giving you a pat on the butt*
You can stay out there all you like.
Sooner or later you'll need to return it... Also, was it really necessary to smack his rear?
 

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Sooner or later you'll need to return it... Also, was it really necessary to smack his rear?
My door doesn't like being knocked down.
Tit for tat, I guess.

If you have a problem with it, bring it up with the door.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
-Finishes tea- Thank you! I best go see to my wonderful companions! -Exits-
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
-Finishes tea- Thank you! I best go see to my wonderful companions! -Exits-
My liege! I feared the worst! Thank God you live!

*gathers up weapons and supplies with much metallic clanking*

Next time, issue a PSA when you plan to have tea. For your subordinates' sake.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
You're welcome.
Let me know if you ever want to be kidnapped again.
Some people are really into it ;3
Welp! I am a member of the Damsel's guild! It's part of the job.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
-Regains composure- Ahem! :3
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Now where was I?...Oh yessss!

 

Arnak

Off the bench
The one I'm most familiar with.
Furs, machines, magic... though I don't do the whole magic bit, I do have protections installed around my abode.


I think I have it under control, thanks
But I like having fun too..
 
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