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[Arishipshape]

*looks up from my green tea with lemon*
She can leave whenever she likes.
You... however... won't be afforded the same kindness unless you turn around right now.

*is confused*

I was under the impression-- @Skittles, is this true? Did I just doom myself to an illegitimate door destruction repair charge?

 

[Arnak]

Bored as hell with nothing to do, might type a fanfic just for you.
Gotta get food, before I begin
As I write I might make a few friends

 

[Arnak]

*is confused*

I was under the impression-- @Skittles, is this true? Did I just doom myself to an illegitimate door destruction repair charge?

*Sighs as I pull out a sack of gold*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*is confused*

I was under the impression-- @Skittles, is this true? Did I just doom myself to an illegitimate door destruction repair charge?

*Sighs as I pull out a sack of gold*

No need.
It's cute, no matter how unwarranted.
Your ignorance is forgiven as long as, stated earlier, you turn around.

 

[Arnak]

No need.
It's cute, no matter how unwarranted.
Your ignorance is forgiven as long as, stated earlier, you turn around.

Also, your book is overdue. Return it or renew it.

 

[Arishipshape]

*turns trusty steed around 180 degrees*

There, I turned around, as dictated. However, I shall not take my leave without the Queen's assurance that all is well.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Also, your book is overdue. Return it or renew it.

Eh?
I'll get one of my robot vassals to take care of it

*turns trusty steed around 180 degrees*

There, I turned around, as dictated. However, I shall not take my leave without the Queen's assurance that all is well.

*the door rights itself and closes behind you, giving you a pat on the butt*
You can stay out there all you like.

 

[Arishipshape]

Hey! HEY! No touching!

...

*sets up camp to wait for the Queen*

 

[Arnak]

Eh?
I'll get one of my robot vassals to take care of it



*the door rights itself and closes behind you, giving you a pat on the butt*
You can stay out there all you like.

Sooner or later you'll need to return it... Also, was it really necessary to smack his rear?

 

[Arishipshape]

Sooner or later you'll need to return it... Also, was it really necessary to smack his rear?

No. No it was not.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Sooner or later you'll need to return it... Also, was it really necessary to smack his rear?

My door doesn't like being knocked down.
Tit for tat, I guess.

If you have a problem with it, bring it up with the door.

 

[Arnak]

My door doesn't like being knocked down.
Tit for tat, I guess.

If you have a problem with it, bring it up with the door.

I would rather take it up with the psychokinetic goat

 

[Skittles]

-Finishes tea- Thank you! I best go see to my wonderful companions! -Exits-

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

I would rather take it up with the psychokinetic goat

Oh, you missed the universe swap.
That one is... elsewhere.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

-Finishes tea- Thank you! I best go see to my wonderful companions! -Exits-

You're welcome.
Let me know if you ever want to be kidnapped again.
Some people are really into it ;3

 

[Arishipshape]

-Finishes tea- Thank you! I best go see to my wonderful companions! -Exits-

My liege! I feared the worst! Thank God you live!

*gathers up weapons and supplies with much metallic clanking*

Next time, issue a PSA when you plan to have tea. For your subordinates' sake.

 

[Skittles]

You're welcome.
Let me know if you ever want to be kidnapped again.
Some people are really into it ;3

Welp! I am a member of the Damsel's guild! It's part of the job.

 

[Arnak]

Oh, you missed the universe swap.
That one is... elsewhere.

Then what charade do you lead now?

 

[Arnak]

You're welcome.
Let me know if you ever want to be kidnapped again.
Some people are really into it ;3

Tell me next time, I know many spells to "restrain" the queen

 

[Skittles]

Tell me next time, I know many spells to "restrain" the queen

-Excited M-Rated Queen noises- XD

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Then what charade do you lead now?

The one I'm most familiar with.
Furs, machines, magic... though I don't do the whole magic bit, I do have protections installed around my abode.

Tell me next time, I know many spells to "restrain" the queen

I think I have it under control, thanks

 

[Skittles]

-Regains composure- Ahem! :3

 

[Skittles]

Now where was I?...Oh yessss!

 

[Arnak]

The one I'm most familiar with.
Furs, machines, magic... though I don't do the whole magic bit, I do have protections installed around my abode.


I think I have it under control, thanks

But I like having fun too..

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

FUN? WORK IS FUN!

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