Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
I don't play games. NO GAMES. ONLY SERIOUS BUSINESS. Except Parcheesi.
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I don't play games. NO GAMES. ONLY SERIOUS BUSINESS. Except Parcheesi.
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
You don’t accomplish anything by playing any other game my dude
ok boomer
legit that's the most boomer thing to say
I can't tell if you're joking or not
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
AND BY THE WAY CROSSWORD PUZZLES ARE NOT GAMES THEY ARE PUZZLES
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Why you spam
yes you do
that's exactly my point
I can put all the picture's in one post if you want
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
We don’t play video games to accomplish things IRL :/
really?
I know that
you think I don't?
We don't watch romances to have sex irl
we don't watch horror to be scared of a real threat
we do it because it GIVES OUR BRAIN the FEELING it's happening
To ENTERTAIN US
like kurt cobain tells everyone to do
"Entertain Us!!"
THAT'S WHAT MEDIA'S FOR
Niru the Husky
Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
So basically...
mhh... you're right.
Let's get a bit more difficulty
First of all, you need to know some of this in order to proceed, okay?
FooFoo4230
Well-Known Member
Or you can listen to NPR while listening to OPB in the other ear!
Niru the Husky
Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
I've seen this beforeSo basically...
mhh... you're right.
Let's get a bit more difficulty
First of all, you need to know some of this in order to proceed, okay?
every line is complectisation of the one above it
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Well AC entertains me and gives me the feeling it’s happening so you have no argument :/
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
AC/DC entertains me.
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Niru the Husky
Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
@VeeStars
*loads up smoll program*
package com.journaldev.jsoup;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.util.Scanner;
import org.jsoup.Jsoup;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Document;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Element;
import org.jsoup.select.Elements;
public class GoogleSearchJava {
public static final String GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL = "Google";
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
//Taking search term input from console
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Please enter the search term.");
String searchTerm = scanner.nextLine();
System.out.println("Please enter the number of results. Example: 5 10 20");
int num = scanner.nextInt();
scanner.close();
String searchURL = GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL + "?q="+searchTerm+"&num="+num;
//without proper User-Agent, we will get 403 error
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(searchURL).userAgent("Mozilla/5.0").get();
//below will print HTML data, save it to a file and open in browser to compare //System.out.println(doc.html());
//If google search results HTML change the <h3 class="r" to <h3 class="r1"
//we need to change below accordingly
Elements results = doc.select("h3.r > a");
for (Element result : results) {
String linkHref = result.attr("href");
String linkText = result.text();
System.out.println("Text::" + linkText + ", URL::" + linkHref.substring(6, linkHref.indexOf("&"))); }
}
}
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*loads up smoll program*
package com.journaldev.jsoup;
import java.io.IOException;
import java.util.Scanner;
import org.jsoup.Jsoup;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Document;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Element;
import org.jsoup.select.Elements;
public class GoogleSearchJava {
public static final String GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL = "Google";
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
//Taking search term input from console
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Please enter the search term.");
String searchTerm = scanner.nextLine();
System.out.println("Please enter the number of results. Example: 5 10 20");
int num = scanner.nextInt();
scanner.close();
String searchURL = GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL + "?q="+searchTerm+"&num="+num;
//without proper User-Agent, we will get 403 error
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(searchURL).userAgent("Mozilla/5.0").get();
//below will print HTML data, save it to a file and open in browser to compare //System.out.println(doc.html());
//If google search results HTML change the <h3 class="r" to <h3 class="r1"
//we need to change below accordingly
Elements results = doc.select("h3.r > a");
for (Element result : results) {
String linkHref = result.attr("href");
String linkText = result.text();
System.out.println("Text::" + linkText + ", URL::" + linkHref.substring(6, linkHref.indexOf("&"))); }
}
}
Can you search "Wikihow How to win?" Please?