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VeeStars

uh I can explain?
really?
I know that
you think I don't?
We don't watch romances to have sex irl
we don't watch horror to be scared of a real threat
we do it because it GIVES OUR BRAIN the FEELING it's happening
To ENTERTAIN US
like kurt cobain tells everyone to do
"Entertain Us!!"
THAT'S WHAT MEDIA'S FOR
Well AC entertains me and gives me the feeling it’s happening so you have no argument :/
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
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Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
AC/DC entertains me.
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls,
And she's got big balls,
But we've got the biggest balls of them all!
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned

Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
@VeeStars
*loads up smoll program*
package com.journaldev.jsoup;

import java.io.IOException;
import java.util.Scanner;

import org.jsoup.Jsoup;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Document;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Element;
import org.jsoup.select.Elements;

public class GoogleSearchJava {
public static final String GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL = "Google";
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
//Taking search term input from console
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Please enter the search term.");
String searchTerm = scanner.nextLine();
System.out.println("Please enter the number of results. Example: 5 10 20");
int num = scanner.nextInt();
scanner.close();

String searchURL = GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL + "?q="+searchTerm+"&num="+num;
//without proper User-Agent, we will get 403 error
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(searchURL).userAgent("Mozilla/5.0").get();

//below will print HTML data, save it to a file and open in browser to compare //System.out.println(doc.html());

//If google search results HTML change the <h3 class="r" to <h3 class="r1"
//we need to change below accordingly
Elements results = doc.select("h3.r > a");

for (Element result : results) {
String linkHref = result.attr("href");
String linkText = result.text();
System.out.println("Text::" + linkText + ", URL::" + linkHref.substring(6, linkHref.indexOf("&"))); }
}
}

Can you search "Wikihow How to win?" Please?
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
@VeeStars
*loads up smoll program*
package com.journaldev.jsoup;

import java.io.IOException;
import java.util.Scanner;

import org.jsoup.Jsoup;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Document;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Element;
import org.jsoup.select.Elements;

public class GoogleSearchJava {
public static final String GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL = "Google";
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
//Taking search term input from console
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Please enter the search term.");
String searchTerm = scanner.nextLine();
System.out.println("Please enter the number of results. Example: 5 10 20");
int num = scanner.nextInt();
scanner.close();

String searchURL = GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL + "?q="+searchTerm+"&num="+num;
//without proper User-Agent, we will get 403 error
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(searchURL).userAgent("Mozilla/5.0").get();

//below will print HTML data, save it to a file and open in browser to compare //System.out.println(doc.html());

//If google search results HTML change the <h3 class="r" to <h3 class="r1"
//we need to change below accordingly
Elements results = doc.select("h3.r > a");

for (Element result : results) {
String linkHref = result.attr("href");
String linkText = result.text();
System.out.println("Text::" + linkText + ", URL::" + linkHref.substring(6, linkHref.indexOf("&"))); }
}
}

Can you search "Wikihow How to win?" Please?
>Error: Code #0J (TobOS does not accept Java)
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permission)
 

Niru the Husky

Can easily be persuaded with bacon...
>Error: Code #0J (TobOS does not accept Java)
pfff
These picky technologies nowadays >->
Then, what do u accept? Idk
What about Hamburger.exe?
Ever heard about this application?

...
Can a computer be fluffy? :confused:
Are you able to simulate fluff in 16k?
 

VeeStars

uh I can explain?
pfff
These picky technologies nowadays >->
Then, what do u accept? Idk
What about Hamburger.exe?
Ever heard about this application?

...
Can a computer be fluffy? :confused:
Are you able to simulate fluff in 16k?
My machines run exclusively on BunScript.

>Running Hamburger.exe
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permissions)

No, I don't think I can be fluffy, and I don't have a 16k monitor or graphics card so I don't think I can simulate either :(
 

Kairos (Owned By Deegan)

Well-Known Member
would
My machines run exclusively on BunScript.

>Running Hamburger.exe
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permissions)


No, I don't think I can be fluffy, and I don't have a 16k monitor or graphics card so I don't think I can simulate either :(
still like to play with that computer though.

Run Hug.exe
 

Draakc from State Farm

Shitpost God
Banned
 
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