Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[VeeStars]

@VeeStars
*loads up smoll program*
package com.journaldev.jsoup;

import java.io.IOException;
import java.util.Scanner;

import org.jsoup.Jsoup;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Document;
import org.jsoup.nodes.Element;
import org.jsoup.select.Elements;

public class GoogleSearchJava {
public static final String GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL = "Google";
public static void main(String[] args) throws IOException {
//Taking search term input from console
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Please enter the search term.");
String searchTerm = scanner.nextLine();
System.out.println("Please enter the number of results. Example: 5 10 20");
int num = scanner.nextInt();
scanner.close();

String searchURL = GOOGLE_SEARCH_URL + "?q="+searchTerm+"&num="+num;
//without proper User-Agent, we will get 403 error
Document doc = Jsoup.connect(searchURL).userAgent("Mozilla/5.0").get();

//below will print HTML data, save it to a file and open in browser to compare //System.out.println(doc.html());

//If google search results HTML change the <h3 class="r" to <h3 class="r1"
//we need to change below accordingly
Elements results = doc.select("h3.r > a");

for (Element result : results) {
String linkHref = result.attr("href");
String linkText = result.text();
System.out.println("Text::" + linkText + ", URL::" + linkHref.substring(6, linkHref.indexOf("&"))); }
}
}

Can you search "Wikihow How to win?" Please?

>Error: Code #0J (TobOS does not accept Java)
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permission)

 

[Niru the Husky]

>Error: Code #0J (TobOS does not accept Java)

pfff
These picky technologies nowadays >->
Then, what do u accept? Idk
What about Hamburger.exe?
Ever heard about this application?

...
Can a computer be fluffy?
Are you able to simulate fluff in 16k?

 

[VeeStars]

pfff
These picky technologies nowadays >->
Then, what do u accept? Idk
What about Hamburger.exe?
Ever heard about this application?

...
Can a computer be fluffy?
Are you able to simulate fluff in 16k?

My machines run exclusively on BunScript.

>Running Hamburger.exe
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permissions)

No, I don't think I can be fluffy, and I don't have a 16k monitor or graphics card so I don't think I can simulate either

 

[Kairos]

would

My machines run exclusively on BunScript.

>Running Hamburger.exe
>Error: Code #0A (You do not have valid Admin permissions)

No, I don't think I can be fluffy, and I don't have a 16k monitor or graphics card so I don't think I can simulate either

still like to play with that computer though.

Run Hug.exe

 

[VeeStars]

would

still like to play with that computer though.

Run Hug.exe

>Running Hug.exe
>Hugging...
SUCCESS! You have been hugged!

 

[Kairos]

>Running Hug.exe
>Hugging...
SUCCESS! You have been hugged!

IT WORKED!! *wags tail happily*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

 

[VeeStars]

IT WORKED!! *wags tail happily*

Yay!!

 

[VeeStars]

y yoo spammm

 

[TR273]

*Posts spam*

 

[VeeStars]

*Posts spam*
View attachment 89677

>Initiating @TR273 destruction sequence.

 

[TR273]

>Initiating @TR273 destruction sequence.

*Builds defensive spam wall*

 

[Niru the Husky]

*Builds defensive spam wall*

*lights it on fire*
Now you're having a good and tasty firewall

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It's Monday night. I think I will drink a bottle of wine and smoke cigarettes on my back deck in my underwear.

 

[Niru the Husky]

It's Monday night. I think I will drink a bottle of wine and smoke cigarettes on my back deck in my underwear.

Now that's called a plan
I think I'll go to bed :/ There's nothing I can do

 

[SoL-JoS]

Run program "Happy Chee"
>For
>unpack snickers.zip
>While
>Cheenom.exe
>end
>end
>end

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Run program "Happy Chee"
>For
>unpack snickers.zip
>While
>Cheenom.exe
>end
>end
>end

plz repack your snickers and zip back up

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

ctrl break

 

[Guifrog]

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[SoL-JoS]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

still having that stroke, I see

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I WANT A FREAKING HOT TUB DAMN IT.

 

[FooFoo4230]

Maybe you should put that request in here:
forums.furaffinity.net: Game: bad genies

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Maybe you should put that request in here:
forums.furaffinity.net: Game: bad genies

Done.

How long until I have my hot tub?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Well this merlot is going to make me pass out before I can even get in a hot tub.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*farts*

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