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[Toby_Morpheus]

o.0
LEWD!!!
*baps*

*turns around with mayo condiment container*
What?

 

[VeeStars]

*turns around with mayo condiment container*
What?

Stop squirting all over the hamburger loli!!!!

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Stop squirting all over the hamburger loli!!!!

When the hell did Mr Fox turn into a loli?

 

[VeeStars]

When the hell did Mr Fox turn into a loli?

*hamburger loli
I may have accidentally dropped some potions, and maybe that just happened to be a loli potion but I WASNT USING IT ON ME I SWEAR

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*hamburger loli
I may have accidentally dropped some potions, and maybe that just happened to be a loli potion but I WASNT USING IT ON ME I SWEAR

*squints*
So... he's just a... smaller hamburger?
... I don't see the problem here, but whatever.
*throws bottle away*

 

[VeeStars]

*squints*
So... he's just a... smaller hamburger?
... I don't see the problem here, but whatever.
*throws bottle away*

Hamburger loli, get it right. And don't squirt on him.
(And ignore why I had that potion)

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Hamburger loli, get it right. And don't squirt on him.
(And ignore why I had that potion)

Yeah, yeah.
Also, I'm taking your bottle bandolier.
*yoink*

 

[VeeStars]

Yeah, yeah.
Also, I'm taking your bottle bandolier.
*yoink*

I don't remember having that...?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

I don't remember having that...?

Uh huh
Sure.
*drops it in bin labeled "evidence"*

 

[VeeStars]

Uh huh
Sure.
*drops it in bin labeled "evidence"*

Uh... ok
*hides loli potions in pockets*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Uh... ok
*hides loli potions in pockets*

lol what pockets? you're wearing a school girl uniform, remember?
those dont have pockets

 

[VeeStars]

lol what pockets? you're wearing a school girl uniform, remember?
those dont have pockets

Oh crap that's right!!!
*they spill everywhere*
o no o no o no
You don't see anything Toby

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Oh crap that's right!!!
*they spill everywhere*
o no o no o no
You don't see anything Toby

uh huh
how much are your secrets worth?

 

[VeeStars]

uh huh
how much are your secrets worth?

look man I was just curious just take this $100 bill and pretend you didnt see anything come on please

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

look man I was just curious just take this $100 bill and pretend you didnt see anything come on please

A hundred?
Lemme see that
*lights it on fire, uses it to light stogie*
get outta here kid before @Skittles 's royal police get you for illegal transmutation

 

[VeeStars]

A hundred?
Lemme see that
*lights it on fire, uses it to light stogie*
get outta here kid before @Skittles 's royal police get you for illegal transmutation

*runs outta there crying*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*runs outta there crying*

*laughs*
Like I care
*ding*
Op, reverse engineering complete already?
Let's see...
*materializes a potion of inverted coloration*
This should turn anyone back to normal from one of those abominable brews, huh?
Now just flood the market with the bad ones and sell the cures at marked up prices
hehehehehehehe

 

[VeeStars]

*laughs*
Like I care
*ding*
Op, reverse engineering complete already?
Let's see...
*materializes a potion of inverted coloration*
This should turn anyone back to normal from one of those abominable brews, huh?
Now just flood the market with the bad ones and sell the cures at marked up prices
hehehehehehehe

I heard that baka!!!

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

I heard that baka!!!

Oh yeah
Like anyone's gonna believe the already criminal

 

[VeeStars]

Oh yeah
Like anyone's gonna believe the already criminal

w-why am I a criminal
*shaking*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

w-why am I a criminal
*shaking*

Run little bear!
Maybe you'll make it to the border before they chain you to the dungeon wall

 

[VeeStars]

Run little bear!
Maybe you'll make it to the border before they chain you to the dungeon wall

You know what, being chained to a dungeon wall sounds fun

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

You know what, being chained to a dungeon wall sounds fun

Oh, you have to stand, too.
For your entire sentence.

 

[VeeStars]

Oh, you have to stand, too.
For your entire sentence.

where does the spanking fit in here

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

where does the spanking fit in here

There isn't any.
You stand
Chained to the wall
Fed stale bread
Little light
Damp walls

And that's it