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[Rystren]

Yes. Six feet

Dramatic much? Lol

 

[ssaannttoo]

If you fell 60 feet you probably wouldn't explode, as you have previously described,

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

...And that's why I'm a bottom.

:V

 

[TR273]

There will be no fighting. Only bouts of tiddly winks to decide the victor!

*Is a grandmaster!*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

If you fell 60 feet you probably wouldn't explode, as you have previously described,

You'd be dead plus that's a high velocity to be hitting the floor at.

 

[Rystren]

You'd be dead plus that's a high velocity to be hitting the floor at.

A high velocity to hit the floor at is 0.999999c

 

[VeeStars]

This *Holds up the grandma whip.* Has graced my bottom too many times. This *Holds up grandma whip.* Belonged to my babushka, I loved her, but she was a very strict woman. And you displeased her, you get the whip. It's shorter than most, which means it could be whipped across your rear, even if your across her lap.

I am a minor so if you touch me with that whip, the FBI will teleport behind you and handcuff you

 

[Hiridor]

You'd be dead plus that's a high velocity to be hitting the floor at.

You can easily survive a 60ft drop, you're gonna break some bones though

 

[Rystren]

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

 

[VeeStars]

You can easily survive a 60ft drop, you're gonna break some bones though

Someone has survived falling from the height commercial jetliners fly, due to some sheer luck, but she broke a lot of bones

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You can easily survive a 60ft drop, you're gonna break some bones though

I thought 50ft. was the maximum of living from falling.

 

[VeeStars]

I thought 50ft. was the maximum of living from falling.

People have survived higher

 

[Rystren]

I thought 50ft. was the maximum of living from falling.

Pretty sure someone's done it from 100

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

48 feet with 50% of people surviving.

 

[VeeStars]

This woman fell 6.3 MILES.

Vesna Vulović - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[ssaannttoo]

:V

I will.. Grandma whip you.

I am a minor so if you touch me with that whip, the FBI will teleport behind you and handcuff you

Oh shit, just you wait. I will be watching you from a safe, legal distance.

Stop it!! No, we can't have this, he's a child!

 

[VeeStars]

I will.. Grandma whip you.


Oh shit, just you wait. I will be watching you from a safe, legal distance.


Stop it!! No, we can't have this, he's a child!

Stalker, get reported

 

[ssaannttoo]

Stalker, get reported

I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to stalk somebody, but I'm not 100% sure.

 

[VeeStars]

I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to stalk somebody, but I'm not 100% sure.

*gets restraining order*

 

[Hiridor]

I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to stalk somebody, but I'm not 100% sure.

I think that falls under harassment

 

[ssaannttoo]

*gets restraining order*

How far is the restraining order?

 

[VeeStars]

How far is the restraining order?

500 miles

 

[Rystren]

I think that falls under harassment

Can't spell harassment without har

 

[ssaannttoo]

I think that falls under harassment

Well I was watching the news, and the FBI was talking about the michigan mayor who was getting stalked. They reported that they didn't arrest them for stalking her, because they couldn't. They said the 7 men were arrested because they were just talking about explosives.

 

[Rystren]

500 miles

Not exactly something that could be enforced