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[Toby_Morpheus]

at least we didn't kill a third of europe with a gross disease, stinky rats >:[

I'm going to put that in the 'win' pile, thanks.

 

[VeeStars]

I'm going to put that in the 'win' pile, thanks.

gross

 

[Kharne]

The day is just half way over and I've already eaten FAR over my calorie limit

 

[VeeStars]

The day is just half way over and I've already eaten FAR over my calorie limit

cow man!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I sometimes sniff peoples behinds.

It is good to meet new people

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The day is just half way over and I've already eaten FAR over my calorie limit

Calorie ... limit?

 

[Kharne]

Cow man is very drained of everything atm :^(

 

[Kharne]

Calorie ... limit?

Yeah, I've got a certain amount to eat so I can lose weight

 

[VeeStars]

Cow man is very drained of everything atm :^(

oh noes! does cow man need hug!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Yeah, I've got a certain amount to eat so I can lose weight

Ah, but on a Sunday? Sunday is my day of rest, and day of unlimited food and drink.

 

[Kharne]

Cow man needs 2 gallons of diet A&W, a completely empty house, and some Frank Ocean blasting on my speakers.

 

[VeeStars]

Cow man needs 2 gallons of diet A&W, a completely empty house, and some Frank Ocean blasting on my speakers.

No, go eat your grass in the pasture like a normal cow

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

oh noes! does cow man need hug!

Oh, we must open a hugbox

 

[Kharne]

Ah, but on a Sunday? Sunday is my day of rest, and day of unlimited food and drink.

I have a binge eating issue so I have no rest or else I could eat up to 5k in a single sitting. :^(

 

[VeeStars]

I have a binge eating issue so I have no rest or else I could eat up to 5k in a single sitting. :^(

Yes, good, getting nice and plump for when we eat you >:^)

 

[Kharne]

Yes, good, getting nice and plump for when we eat you >:^)

JOKES ON YOU I'VE LOST 19LBS AND STAYING STRONG!

 

[VeeStars]

JOKES ON YOU I'VE LOST 19LBS AND STAYING STRONG!

NO BAD, WE NEED MORE BEEF

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I have a binge eating issue so I have no rest or else I could eat up to 5k in a single sitting. :^(

I used to could do that, but I think my stomach shrunk. Now I get full after only one large pizza.

 

[Kharne]

I used to could do that, but I think my stomach shrunk. Now I get full after only one large pizza.

Oh, It doesn't matter if I feel full I'll keep going till I'm near vomiting. Absolutely no control at all

 

[Kharne]

NO BAD, WE NEED MORE BEEF

The muscles I'm gaining make up for the lost beef

 

[VeeStars]

The muscles I'm gaining make up for the lost beef

You fell right into our trap, meat is MUSCLE!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Oh, It doesn't matter if I feel full I'll keep going till I'm near vomiting. Absolutely no control at all

That happens to me if I use a certain appetite stimulating recreational plant. Ugh. Do not want.

 

[Kharne]

Hey look! I found a photo of me in the future

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Hey look! I found a photo of me in the future
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Beefcake

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Win.

Loose.

I mean lose.