Last post wins - Winner gets a free post!

[Niru the Husky]

*holds up a very juicy and tasty looking strip of perfectly cooked bacon*
Or else no bacon.

That's torture! This should be illegal :0

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*holds up a very juicy and tasty looking strip of perfectly cooked bacon*
Or else no bacon.

*drools uncontrollably*

 

[VeeStars]

That's torture! This should be illegal :0

Mmm look at this bacon. So juicy. So crispy. I think I might just eat it right now~

 

[Niru the Husky]

Mmm look at this bacon. So juicy. So crispy. I think I might just eat it right now~

No!
No ur not!
Put it down!
now!
Put it down and nobody's gonna get hurt

 

[VeeStars]

No!
No ur not!
Put it down!
now!

But it looks so good, I think I'll just have to take a bite~

 

[ssaannttoo]

*wins again.* I'm da best winner.

 

[Hiridor]

*sniffs*

I smell bacon

also *win*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Nope. My job as warden is clear.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Awoo I win

 

[Niru the Husky]

But it looks so good, I think I'll just have to take a bite~

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Help, somebody! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Ff... fluff! :0

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*wins again.* I'm da best winner.

Say what now?

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Warden forbids winning!

 

[VeeStars]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Help, somebody! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Ff... fluff! :0

Oh, you want the bacon?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Howz y'all doing?

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

Howz y'all doing?

Neatly! And you mate?

 

[Hiridor]

Howz y'all doing?

about 5 secs away from falling asleep

 

[KimberVaile]

HELP, I'M AT WORK

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

HELP, I'M AT WORK

*explodes work*

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

HELP, I'M AT WORK

*Launches covert mission to bust you out of work*

 

[Hiridor]

*Launches covert mission to bust you out of work*

and just like that the win is unguarded

 

[Niru the Husky]

*puts a headband over my eyes*

Someone please knock me unconscious
...
this stupid school girl outfit... ._.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Neatly! And you mate?

I'm well!

about 5 secs away from falling asleep

Lol, then take a nap.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

HELP, I'M AT WORK

Just leave and come home. I left work early today. Whatevs, yo.

 

[Monosuki the Aurian]

and just like that the win is unguarded

Gah! You brought it to my attention, so now I go back to defend the win!

I'm well!

Lol, then take a nap.

Great to hear!

 

[VeeStars]

*puts a headband over my eyes*

Someone please knock me unconscious
...
this stupid school girl outfit... ._.

Well all you have to do is wear it, and you can have this crispy bacon. If you wear it the whole day, no more house arrest and a lifetime supply of bacon~