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Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
Toby_Morpheus said:
Poor guy :(
One of my besties has really tight muscles from an accident long ago that messed him up and he needs some good muscle relaxers. I spent a lot of time massaging him and he has knots the same size and almost density of golf balls.
He also has a fairly kushy job so it's not like he's actively overworking his muscles.

He went to the doctor for a long time before he was able to persuade his doctor to give him just a WEEK'S worth (or so) of muscle relaxers.
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I have knots twice the size of golf balls ... no, really, I do.
 
Deegan Rin

Deegan Rin

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Borophagus Monoclinous said:
I'm being a grumpy woof right nao



Went to doctor for severe pain and got blown off like some pill addict. I don't want pills, I want to get fixed!
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I know the feeling as well sadly. Got mugged back in high school and fought back. Just remember the struggle. Had to watch myself get shot on a security camera. Can’t do anything about it because the bullet got nice and comfy with my spine. No surgeries can be done. So I smoke top shelf weed and take lots of strong pain relievers because your body naturally rejects things like that. Every once in a while it moves. Long story short. I hurt bad to and there’s nothing that can really be done. So I get you... all to well...
 
Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
Kai_TheNewGuy said:
I know the feeling as well sadly. Got mugged back in high school and fought back. Just remember the struggle. Had to watch myself get shot on a security camera. Can’t do anything about it because the bullet got nice and comfy with my spine. No surgeries can be done. So I smoke top shelf weed and take lots of strong pain relievers because your body naturally rejects things like that. Every once in a while it moves. Long story short. I hurt bad to and there’s nothing that can really be done. So I get you... all to well...
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Ouch.
Shit just sucks sometimes.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Kharne said:
yo I need someone to massage me, or gift me a nice massage gun or something
I think I'm genetically inclined to have tight muscles
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I have a lot of experience in massage and no money for a vibrator massage gun.
I'd work you over :3
 
Hiridor

Hiridor

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Borophagus Monoclinous said:
Went to doctor for severe pain and got blown off like some pill addict. I don't want pills, I want to get fixed!
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I've Had ear infections for the past 4 years, and every time I went to the doctors they would give a different treatment to last time. I ended up having to see a specialist, to then be told it's nothing major, and the cycle just continued. I ended up giving up with the doctors and the past two years I've just lived with the ear infections.
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Hiridor said:
I've Had ear infections for the past 4 years, and every time I went to the doctors they would give a different treatment to last time. I ended up having to see a specialist, to then be told it's nothing major, and the cycle just continued. I ended up giving up with the doctors and the past two years I've just lived with the ear infections.
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It was the same with me, but with strep throat.
Every year for a long time.
Had it this year but it was super minor. Lasted just a weekend.

I just live with it because doctors dont do squat.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Hiridor said:
I've Had ear infections for the past 4 years, and every time I went to the doctors they would give a different treatment to last time. I ended up having to see a specialist, to then be told it's nothing major, and the cycle just continued. I ended up giving up with the doctors and the past two years I've just lived with the ear infections.
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o_O

What?

Damn, that really sucks.
 
Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
Hiridor said:
I've Had ear infections for the past 4 years, and every time I went to the doctors they would give a different treatment to last time. I ended up having to see a specialist, to then be told it's nothing major, and the cycle just continued. I ended up giving up with the doctors and the past two years I've just lived with the ear infections.
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That sucks ass.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Borophagus Monoclinous said:
Why do doctors suck so much?
If I was that bad at my job, I'd get fired.
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Hmm. I've had one doctor all my life and I've personally never had any issues. Hell, he even recommended looking into if I am Autistic.
 
Toby_Morpheus

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
Kharne said:
I don't think my doctor would appreciate only getting paid once or twice a year
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You wouldnt be his only patient, but he'd have incentive to get you as well as possible, yeah?
It'd remove all the doubts people have about doctors holding back on treatment to keep them sick for money.
 
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Kharne

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Toby_Morpheus said:
You wouldnt be his only patient, but he'd have incentive to get you as well as possible, yeah?
It'd remove all the doubts people have about doctors holding back on treatment to keep them sick for money.
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The sad thing is that she does try, but my whole family has some weird fuck-shit so if we went in with issues and 99.9% of people with those issues have "Disease A" we will have something else completely strange going on.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

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