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[Sappho_Cortez]

*crushes brick with mechanical hand, drops dust on the table*

Weak

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*crushes brick with mechanical hand, drops dust on the table*

*sees robotic rat*
*runs away*
*hides behind a box of rat poison*

 

[Kharne]

Weak

ooo ooo do one better!

 

[KimberVaile]

Abra kadabra, I have predicted the future, would your prefer to pay upfront or in monthly installments?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Abra kadabra, I have predicted the future, would your prefer to pay upfront or in monthly installments?

Here is a blank check and direct withdrawl authorizatiom form. Take what you need.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Oh my, I'm into that

Oh, I can show you much, much more ;3

Weak

I mean, it was just an analogue feat.
Didn't even hear my joints whine.

 

[Kharne]

I require a test of strength from both of you. Winner gets... something? idk ask

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I require a test of strength from both of you. Winner gets... something? idk ask

*grabs a fresh Sunday newspaper*
*bites it in half*
*spits out the crossword puzzle, completely solved*

 

[Kharne]

Damn, I think Mr. Old Fluffy Dog Man beat you both

 

[Hiridor]

*grabs a fresh Sunday newspaper*
*bites it in half*
*spits out the crossword puzzle, completely solved*

now do that with the sudoku!

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

now do that with the sudoku!

woofy no like teh maths

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Damn, I think Mr. Old Fluffy Dog Man beat you both

*coughs*
*punches ground*
*distant volcano booms*

 

[Hiridor]

woofy no like teh maths

Unfortunate

 

[Kharne]

*coughs*
*punches ground*
*distant volcano booms*

*continues to watch old dog man with a smile*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

You're on the other side of the world, so I don't think I heard whatever you heard.

No I mean-
Scroll up

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*continues to watch old dog man with a smile*

*creates duplicate of you, crushes its horns*

 

[Kharne]

*creates duplicate of you, crushes its horns*

Aww, is someone jealous?

 

[VeeStars]

I bought the game Sekiro and immediately struggled send help

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Aww, is someone jealous?

*opens palms, reveals diamonds*
You tell me

 

[Kharne]

*opens palms, reveals diamonds*
You tell me

I'll be taking those
*returns to old dog man fluffy dog*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

I'll be taking those
*returns to old dog man fluffy dog*

*grabs arm, hip tosses, pries hands open*
These are mine. I made them.

 

[Kharne]

*grabs arm, hip tosses, pries hands open*
These are mine. I made them.

>;(

 

[Kharne]

I declare Fluffy boofer dog man the winner because he's nicer to me!
What do you want fluffy man?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

 

[Kharne]

You want sadness, Mr. Boofer?