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[VeeStars]

That's so many things. First we have screaming at random people in the park who get to close to the burrow, then we have stealing wallets. I can compromise if we cut out the running in the road at 4am to make people crash.

What about the extreme yelling and sounding like a human woman getting mauled

 

[Perron The Fox]

What about the extreme yelling and sounding like a human woman getting mauled

No that part has to stay. It's our own fox party line.

 

[VeeStars]

No that part has to stay. It's our own fox party line.

What about the naughty fox activities

 

[Perron The Fox]

What about the naughty fox activities

Oh those are on the menu with @KimberVaile. We're just polite and don't discuss them. Stuff like graffiti.

 

[KimberVaile]

Oh those are on the menu with @KimberVaile. We're just polite and don't discuss them. Stuff like graffiti.

I'm a very talented spear polisher and meat tenderizer, I am told.

 

[VeeStars]

I'm a very talented spear polisher and meat tenderizer, I am told.

maximum O w O

 

[Perron The Fox]

I'm a very talented spear polisher and meat tenderizer, I am told.

It's true. You make those spears clean after you're done.

 

[Niru the Husky]

*all of a sudden you are tackled by 5 floofy arctic foxes that floof all over you*
*there are lots of visitors, all squealing at the cuteness*

:0
I surrender!
*slowly disappears in the pile of extreme floofiness*
*gets to wave a white flag just in time*

 

[VeeStars]

:0
I surrender!
*slowly disappears in the pile of extreme floofiness*
*gets to wave a white flag just in time*

*as you disappear in a pile of floof, I disappear in a pile of CASH from all the visitors*

 

[Perron The Fox]

:0
I surrender!
*slowly disappears in the pile of extreme floofiness*
*gets to wave a white flag just in time*

What are you, French?

 

[Niru the Husky]

*as you disappear in a pile of floof, I disappear in a pile of CASH from all the visitors*

That's scam ._.
While I'm suffocating down here, you get all the money
...

as I reach the bottom of the pile, I seceretly pull out a shovel, dig a tunnel and escapes the enclosure

*hides again and tries not to get recognised*
Hehe
*puts on camouflage and is basically invisible*

:3 those foxes helped me by providing me these items ^-^ they stole from the visitors
Hey @VeeStars,
How come that there is this super long line of angry people who want their money back? ;P

 

[VeeStars]

That's scam ._.
While I'm suffocating down here, you get all the money
...

as I reach the bottom of the pile, I seceretly pull out a shovel and dig a tunnel out the enclosure

*hides again and tries not to get recognised*
Hehe
*puts on camouflage and is basically invisible*

:3 those foxes helped me by providing me these items ^-^ they stole from the visitors
Hey @VeeStars,
How come that there is this huge line of angry people who want their money back? ;P

*your tunnel emerges in another enclosure, the people are so amazed they pay me more money*
Good gurl!!!!

 

[Niru the Husky]

*your tunnel emerges in another enclosure, the people are so amazed they pay me more money*
Good gurl!!!!

I see...
I see you're using nifty tricks
What else do you have up your sleeves? Ô.ô

*hides in a densely overgrown bush so nobody can see me*
;3 *spends some time, preparing for my next great escape*
Just wait you, you greedy miser lol

 

[VeeStars]

I see...
I see you're using nifty tricks
What else do you have up your sleeves? Ô.ô

*hides in a densely overgrown bush so nobody can see me*
;3 *spends some time, preparing for my next great escape*
Just wait you, you greedy miser lol

*Provides Niru-Vision goggles in the gift shop for a small fee of $10*

 

[Hiridor]

*Provides Niru-Vision goggles in the gift shop for a small fee of $10*

I'll buy your entire stock!

 

[Niru the Husky]

*Provides Niru-Vision goggles in the gift shop for a small fee of $10*

Let me quess... your visitors can see me through everything?
...
*puts mirrors around me, reflecting the sunlight into their eyes*

 

[VeeStars]

Let me quess... your visitors can see me through everything?
...
*puts mirrors around me, reflecting the sunlight into their eyes*

Yes, you are being watched at all times OwO
*the goggles can see through mirrors*

 

[Niru the Husky]

Yes, you are being watched at all times OwO
*the goggles can see through mirrors*

I can be seen all the time? Everywhere and anytime?
UwU *shakes head*
stop! bad husko

mhhhh
*pretends to be dead*

panic spreads in the crowd

 

[VeeStars]

I can be seen all the time? Everywhere and anytime?
UwU *shakes head*
stop! bad husko

mhhhh
*pretends to be dead*

panic spreads in the crowd

Yes. Anywhere and any time

 

[Niru the Husky]

Yes. Anywhere and any time

*still plays dead*

 

[VeeStars]

*still plays dead*

STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!
PAY $20 AND GET A STRIP OF BACON TO THROW IN!

 

[idkthough120]

i wanna eat again

Spoiler

i mean, well, it won't be the win... i'm already learning to respect it, since... you know....

 

[Niru the Husky]

STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS!
PAY $20 AND GET A STRIP OF BACON TO THROW IN!

*buries my nose so I can't smell the bacon*
;P
hehe
I can resist if I want... but only if I can't see, hear, smell or feel the bacon xd

 

[VeeStars]

*buries my nose so I can't smell the bacon*
;P
hehe
I can resist if I want... but only if I can't see, hear, smell or feel the bacon xd

*the bacon is EXTRA BACON SCENTED, so you can smell it*

 

[Rystren]

*Chill Kitsune noises*

*Mischievous Kitsune noises*

*mischievously chill kitsune noises*