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[KimberVaile]

I can think of a few ways

I take it they aren't very Pg-13 friendly!

 

[Perron The Fox]

I take it they aren't very Pg-13 friendly!

They aren't. They're barely Pg-15 friendly.

Oh, please. I want a black one or I am going to come in full armour instead.

You can be our holy knight.

 

[KimberVaile]

They aren't. They're barely Pg-15 friendly.


You can be our holy knight.

Oh, I'm just blushing all over now.
You're free to make my cheeks red, if ya know what I mean.

 

[KimberVaile]

Ooookay, that's as far as I'll go, I'll be innocent.
...maybe.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Ooookay, that's as far as I'll go, I'll be innocent.
...maybe.

Inno...what? Sure. UwU

 

[Perron The Fox]

Ooookay, that's as far as I'll go, I'll be innocent.
...maybe.

Sorry a crow is trying to steal my sword in Mouse Guard. He's robbing me =(

 

[Yakamaru]

You can be our holy knight.

...Wait. "Our"?

 

[Perron The Fox]

...Wait. "Ours"?

We share you now.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Win

 

[Yakamaru]

We share you now.

I am now royally confused.

Geddit? Royally?

..Ok, that was terribad.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Lol, asked my wife if she'd share me. Her answer was what areyou up to in that forum now?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Lol, asked my wife if she'd share me. Her answer was what areyou up to in that forum now?

Remind her that sharing is one of those basic lessons that she should have learned in kindergarten.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

She's Filipina.

So also who to sell a white girl to or just straight murder for $50.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

She's Filipina.

So also who to sell a white girl to or just straight murder for $50.

I got $100 to take out the lowlife scumbag that stole my moped.

 

[Hiridor]

How much would I have to pay someone to take out me.

 

[VeeStars]

muahaha

 

[Minerva_Minx]

How much would I have to pay someone to take out me.

20 pounds. I know this sweet little cafe on the Thames in London.

For 50, i'll pretend to be straight

 

[Yakamaru]

muahaha

Yes, that's a loss. :>

 

[VeeStars]

Yes, that's a loss. :>

w-what no...
*squirts with water*

 

[Foxy Emy]

20 pounds. I know this sweet little cafe on the Thames in London.

For 50, i'll pretend to be straight

I'll pay 20 pounds to take you for a café... If you pay for my flight from the States to London. ^w^

 

[idkthough120]

*does not win*

 

[Yakamaru]

w-what no...
*squirts with water*

>:

Now I am a wet wolf. Great..

 

[Hiridor]

20 pounds. I know this sweet little cafe on the Thames in London.

For 50, i'll pretend to be straight

Generous offer there but... not what I was looking for I'm afraid.

 

[VeeStars]

>:

Now I am a wet wolf. Great..

ew wet dog smell! curses!

 

[Yakamaru]

ew wet dog smell! curses!

Not my fault.