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[Toby_Morpheus]

I only perform pets for free

i'm not about to pay for something that gives equal pleasure for both parties

 

[Deleted member 133545]

i'm not about to pay for something that gives equal pleasure for both parties

Hmmmmm, you're underestimating me know

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Hmmmmm, you're underestimating me know

Syntax dictates that if only pets are free, then there's some sort of payment or effort required for everything else.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Syntax dictates that if only pets are free, then there's some sort of payment or effort required for everything else.

my deeds are done dirt cheap
I ask for no monetary gain, rather for favors ^w^

 

[Hiridor]

*obnoxiously loud sipping noises from the corner*

 

[Deleted member 133545]

*obnoxiously loud sipping noises from the corner*

I believed the british were quieter while having a beverage unless it was at a soccer play day

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

my deeds are done dirt cheap
I ask for no monetary gain, rather for favors ^w^

Favors can often cost more than the monetary value the deed would otherwise be worth.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Favors can often cost more than the monetary value the deed would otherwise be worth.

Pffft..but how would you know?
If you're in the place to become a customer, step ahead, if not, step aside
And I'll think about petting you either way around

 

[Yakamaru]

excellent. more pets, more power

*nibbles on a tail as well*

tbh i really could use snuggles but will settle for pets

I can at this moment in time only offer pets and pets accessories.

yall need more hands on deck?

Sure. xD

*pets too*

 

[Deleted member 133545]

*nibbles on a tail as well*


I can at this moment in time only offer pets and pets accessories.


Sure. xD

*pets too*

*has a shiver down my spine from the pet*
okay..that was a surprise

 

[Hiridor]

I believed the british were quieter while having a beverage unless it was at a soccer play day

I can be quiet, just making my existence known without conversing.

 

[Rystren]

*nibbles on a tail as well*


I can at this moment in time only offer pets and pets accessories.


Sure. xD

*pets too*

more pets. lol give me unlimited pets

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Pffft..but how would you know?
If you're in the place to become a customer, step ahead, if not, step aside
And I'll think about petting you either way around

I'm old enough to know how 'favors' work.

Snuggles are a buyer's market btw. No amount of browbeating is gonna keep me from seeking out a free source.

If you want a favor, you need to go above and beyond, otherwise you're just charging for a service others give for free.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

I can be quiet, just making my existence known without conversing.

That's lame fam
make your existence known by chatting along and I'll jump on you without the love and affection I can offer

 

[Deleted member 133545]

I'm old enough to know how 'favors' work.

Snuggles are a buyer's market btw. No amount of browbeating is gonna keep me from seeking out a free source.

If you want a favor, you need to go above and beyond, otherwise you're just charging for a service others give for free.

You wouldn't be wrong, but not all brands are to be trusted, and mine ain't no ripoff

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

You wouldn't be wrong, but not all brands are to be trusted, and mine ain't no ripoff

Sure.
Alibaba says the same thing about their GPUs

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Sure.
Alibaba says the same thing about their GPUs

:^
hmhm, you want pets?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

:^
hmhm, you want pets?

I'm good for now thanks

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Sure.
Alibaba says the same thing about their GPUs

I don't know what you mean, the misspell was clearly just a typo on the logo. :V

 

[Hiridor]

That's lame fam
make your existence known by chatting along and I'll jump on you without the love and affection I can offer

Erects fence around myself, shielding me from love and affection.

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Erects

 

[Yakamaru]

more pets. lol give me unlimited pets

Can you handle infinite pets though?

Two of your tails are wagging frantically. :>

*pets*

*has a shiver down my spine from the pet*
okay..that was a surprise

Surprise is my middle name. :3

 

[Rystren]

Can you handle infinite pets though?

Two of your tails are wagging frantically. :>

*pets*


Surprise is my middle name. :3

i can.

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Erects fence around myself, shielding me from love and affection.

damnit, now I can't do anything

 

[Deleted member 133545]

Can you handle infinite pets though?

Two of your tails are wagging frantically. :>

*pets*


Surprise is my middle name. :3

Mine is Borges