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Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Pork butt? Or Nexus?
 
Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
I need a faster toaster. Waiting nearly 8-minutes for a barely crispy English muffin is UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

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Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
I could put the muffin between my legs and lay on a bed seductively.

It would look hotter and yet toast really, really slowly. Or I could just send you a Hello Kitty toaster - cute, but low settings burn toast in seconds with the power of kawaii.
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Minerva_Minx said:
I could put the muffin between my legs and lay on a bed seductively.

It would look hotter and yet toast really, really slowly. Or I could just send you a Hello Kitty toaster - cute, but low settings burn toast in seconds with the power of kawaii.
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"My little muffin" could be.. Taken way out of context here.
 
Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
Minerva_Minx said:
I could put the muffin between my legs and lay on a bed seductively.

It would look hotter and yet toast really, really slowly. Or I could just send you a Hello Kitty toaster - cute, but low settings burn toast in seconds with the power of kawaii.
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Tempting, but I don't think Hello Kitty, or your legs, would match my kitchen decor.
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Yakamaru said:
"My little muffin" could be.. Taken way out of context here.
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My little muffin...
I used to wonder what relations could be
Till you all shared pillow talk with me...
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
I claim the win during this time of awkwardness and confusion
 
Yakamaru

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Minerva_Minx said:
My little muffin...
I used to wonder what relations could be
Till you all shared pillow talk with me...
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Hey, don't look at me. I am not the one talking about putting food between my legs. :p
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Yakamaru said:
Hey, don't look at me. I am not the one talking about putting food between my legs. :p
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Well, I was talking about bread.. oh crap, Lusty Argonian Maid reference. Got it.

Still not worst conversation of tne morning on my plate. Long story short, harmless flirting, artist was foreign lesbian and thought I was single.

My new piece is waaay better than my old one and my wife has access to my firearms. I blame 2020 as much as myself.
 
Borophagus Metropolis

Borophagus Metropolis

A modern stonerage floofy woof
Minerva_Minx said:
Well, I was talking about bread.. oh crap, Lusty Argonian Maid reference. Got it.

Still not worst conversation of tne morning on my plate. Long story short, harmless flirting, artist was foreign lesbian and thought I was single.

My new piece is waaay better than my old one and my wife has access to my firearms. I blame 2020 as much as myself.
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So ... 2020. Yup
 
Sappho_Cortez

Sappho_Cortez

Vorish wolftaur
Minerva_Minx said:
Well, I was talking about bread.. oh crap, Lusty Argonian Maid reference. Got it.

Still not worst conversation of tne morning on my plate. Long story short, harmless flirting, artist was foreign lesbian and thought I was single.

My new piece is waaay better than my old one and my wife has access to my firearms. I blame 2020 as much as myself.
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You're far from being Lifts-her-Tail (the last argonian maid)
 
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