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[Kharne]

*cries*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*cries*

Don't worry it's okay.

*Rubs your back.*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Don't worry it's okay.

*Rubs your back.*

Good idea, that will help milk production

 

[Kharne]

NONE OF THIS IS COMFORTING ME!!

 

[Guifrog]

NONE OF THIS IS COMFORTING ME!!

*approaches*
*licks you*
*goes back*
*watches*
Hopefully you won't feel anything while distracted with strange parallel worlds

 

[Kharne]

*approaches*
*licks you*
*goes back*
*watches*
Hopefully you won't feel anything while distracted with strange parallel worlds

Licks are fighting words where I'm from.

 

[Tacoshark]

NONE OF THIS IS COMFORTING ME!!

*pats back*

There, there

 

[VeeStars]

The milk business is booming~

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

The milk business is booming~

But the milk may be tainted with hallucinogenic compounds....

 

[ben909]

But the milk may be tainted with hallucinogenic compounds....

Makes it easer to sell to some consumers

 

[Kharne]

But the milk may be tainted with hallucinogenic compounds....

That would probably sell better to... certain crowds

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Perhaps

 

[Tacoshark]

I'd pour that on my Cap'n Crunch

 

[Kharne]

Instead of trying to milk something that definitely doesn't produce milk
Let's all try some delicious almond milk! The almonds won't even struggle :^)

 

[VeeStars]

Instead of trying to milk something that definitely doesn't produce milk
Let's all try some delicious almond milk! The almonds won't even struggle :^)

No, be quiet

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Fun fact: The No Hobo and Real Estate Agent achievements have different names on console, being called Home Sweet Home, and All in The Family respectively. A few other achievements have had their names and icons changed for console with the reason for the change currently unkown. The change is likely added for the sake of diversity but it is currently an unsolved mystery to this day. As for me I personally prefer the pc achievements. The console ones feel dumbed down.

 

[Guifrog]

 

[Tacoshark]

Instead of trying to milk something that definitely doesn't produce milk
Let's all try some delicious almond milk! The almonds won't even struggle :^)

Allergic, only going for the good stuff

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Instead of trying to milk something that definitely doesn't produce milk
Let's all try some delicious almond milk! The almonds won't even struggle :^)

Wait a minute ... but almonds don't even have ... how

 

[Kharne]

Allergic, only going for the good stuff

Well I'm allergic to you so I guess no milk for you

 

[Kharne]

Wait a minute ... but almonds don't even have ... how

If I can be milked so can almonds.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Make it chocolate almond milk and you have a deal

 

[Kharne]

Make it chocolate almond milk and you have a deal

yay almond milk time!

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Actually the mobile version used to use console version achievements connected to your google play or apple store accounts even awarding points/xp to each however due to a ground up recode in a later update the achievements were changed to be that instead of the pc version being tied to an "Achievements" button on the start screen rather then your account.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Continuing on the theme of terraria achievements. There is an unimplimented achievement within the games code that actually reference sexual reproduction.