Borophagus Metropolis
A modern stonerage floofy woof
Mmm, I love it when the yolks run into the grits.

I wouldn't mind the cucumber sandwichMmm, I love it when the yolks run into the grits.
I wouldn't mind the cucumber sandwich
also, I was going to say something but realized it sounded... bad
Runny yolks, but cucumbers would be an easy oneSomething about runny yolks, or cucumbers?
Runny yolks, but cucumbers would be an easy one
Oh... oh noOne of my favourite salads to make is literally just a cucmber with mayonnaise on it. Just let it soak.
Oh... oh no
I don't mess with mayo. Or any condiments other than BBQ but even then that's rare
Non, the best salad is to go to your local forest and start munching on the grass.But once the mayonnaise combines with the cucumber juice, an entirely new substance is formed.
Non, the best salad is to go to your local forest and start munching on the grass.
You need more mayoHmmm ... needs mayo
2020 was only good for me because I had to start on a project, but now it's not even been finished ever since.Losing my sanity
Both female dogs are in heat
My dog is not snipped
My nephew is loud
His parents sleep till 5 pm
I wanna work but can't till December
Got served an eviction notice
CAN 2020 FUCKING DIE ALREADY!?
You need more mayo
Take all the mayo, all of it so it never grazes my sight anymoreProbably. I'm always running out.
T-there's a dark mode?Oh god, I turned on light mode and AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW DID WE PUT UP WITH THIS FOR SO DAMN LONG ARGHHHHHHHHh
O-oh my, you haven't been using dark mode????T-there's a dark mode?
I'M NOT UP WITH ALL THE TIMES OKO-oh my, you haven't been using dark mode????
That explains everything....
No wonder you were so fricken depressed :0My eyes... They no longer bleed.
No that's just clinical depression :^)No wonder you were so fricken depressed :0
Clinical light mode depression...No that's just clinical depression :^)