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[Draakc from State Farm]

Trust me man
I dunno about it anymore
To many fucking nine year old bed pissers on there kicking you from chats for no mother fucking reason at all

Spoiler: I posted this protest on there

Oh GOOOOOD
I swear I'm quitting amino
There's just two many little fucking two year old whores on here who's SOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE is to sit around pissing people off all day; the way they pissed their pants as a child
And of one more fucking cunt decides to piss me off
I swear TO GOD
God have mercy on you're worthless ass soul
I will put down my tablet
Drive over to your house
And KICK YOU IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BALLS
Probably my worst experience so far was chatting on fortnite amino
When this GIANT FUCKING cunt joins the chat
He proceeds to start trolling
And I UNDERSTANDABLY (at least I hope for the fucking sake of our civilization that this is understandable) am very pissed off at him
So we start yelling at him
And eventually most people in the chat forgive him he's just a troll after all
However I am still pissed off
Everyone tells me to calm down
(I swear man that's way easier said than done)
I continue yelling at him for God knows how long
Eventually I've been yelling at him for so long that I get
Get this
COMPLETELY FUCKING BANNED FROM THE AMINO ENTIRELY
no not just the chat
THE ENTIRE FUCKING AMINO
You know if you don't like me complaining then
And this suggestion might just blow your FUCKING MIND
are you sitting down?
Good
Maybe you should
NOT FUCKING PISS ME OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU ******** FUCKING cunt
Fine keep me banned there
I'm not goin back to that shit hole anyways
The next ******** thing I can remember happening is this
In on I think it's the Terraria amino
And I was at the time reading a webcomic called slightly damned
I asked the chat if they'd heard of it
And one fucking staff member comes to me and is all like "oh hi I'm ********! You can't cuss in here!"
So I politely explain to the ****** that it's not a swear word if you refer to the RELIGIOUS DEFENITION of it
But something about that was to hard for them to grasp their head around
I wanted so badly to respond to them saying "Fuck shit bitch damn cunt motherfucking whore!"
But I couldn't because they were staff
So I say unto thee
DON'T HIRE ******* AS STAFF
(I really fucking hope I'm allowed to say ******)
Sadly I can only wish those where the only bad experiences I had
I'll update with more but until then
Anybody reading this
Please just quit amino please
Just leave
Save yourself From THE MOTHER FUCKING CUNTS YOUR INEVITABLY GOING YOUR HAVE TO DEAL WITH
WHO ONLY WANT TO PISS PEOPLE OFF TO VET ANY FUCKING FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT
IN THEIR GODDAMNED SAD MISERABLE FUCKING LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday may only happen once a week but weeks happen how many times in a lifetime

Goodnight

Damn I'm such a karen lol srsly

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Dude if he leaves I'm gonna Fucking eat a tidepod if he leaves

Oh shit I take this back
SOMEBODY HELP

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Why Is nobody posting dude
Is the thread dead?
Do I have the win permanently now?
Sweet!
Imma go play nes

Little did I know one day I would achieve the longest win in lpw history

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Oh hi
You caught me watching fucking Dora the explora three little piggies on ma gba

hahaha not to sound self absorbed I just made myself laugh

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

man I used to be a completely different person
It's amazing how much can change in a year
how much I forget
and even how much can stay the same
one things for sure
going through my old posts in incredibly fun

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

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[Niru the Husky]

*win't't*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Craziness. Im going back to bed.

 

[pilgrimfromoblivion]

i've never read or watched berserk, and I'm probably never going to seeing how edgy and depressing it is, but this got a chuckle out of me

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Just stealing a win

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Halt!

You violated the law!

 

[idkthough120]

But what law? I only won....

Spoiler

at least for this post... maybe...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

And don't think I could ever lose my #1 favorite picture
I'm going to frame this to put in my house

View attachment 95269

Where is that crazy cheet? @SoL-JoS

 

[Foxy Emy]

Sleepy win.

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

AWAKE WIN.
COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

 

[Hiridor]

Mediocre win.

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Omg what am I doing here win....

 

[VeeStars]

I actually had to Google how to read manga when I got my first Beastars book. I was confused as hell.

I've been reading the manga of stone ocean so much it's hard to read it the other way 'round now x.x

 

[Guifrog]

*catches win*

*helicopters away*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Omg what am I doing here win....

I am doing yard work for the win

 

[Niru the Husky]

Is there a way to show an image as a spoiler?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Is there a way to show an image as a spoiler?

Spoiler: Yes

 

[Lina_]

I’m gonna take the win from here

 

[Niru the Husky]

Spoiler: Test

Test

Ahh, found you :3

 

[Niru the Husky]

@VeeStars
Here's something I found while searching the win

Spoiler: Only Veestars allowed òwó

If it's too much, let me know and I'll delete it ^^'