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[Borophagus Metropolis]

A scorpion was walking along the bank of a river, wondering how to get to the other side. Then the scorpion saw a sexy Fox, so he asked the Fox to take him on his back across the river. The Fox said, "No, if I do that you'll sting me and I'll drown." The scorpion said, "If I did that, we would both drown." The fox thought about it and finally agreed, so the Scorpion climbed up on his back and be Fox began to swim. But halfway across the river, the Scorpion stung him. The Fox turn to the Scorpion and said, "Why did you do that? Now you'll drown, too."
"I couldn't help it," said the scorpion, "it's my nature."

 

[ManicTherapsid]

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

mary chrysler?

 

[idkthough120]

Um... h-hello? I've been a bit gone for now...
So, maybe win...

 

[Hiridor]

*Dusts the win off and hands it to @whyt31*

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

*sits on the win*
*farts*

 

[Yakamaru]

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Mmmmmmmmm

 

[Niru the Husky]

winner winner chicken dinner

 

[Hiridor]

Do we ever truly win, if we will inevitably lose?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

It's Dog! Dog!
It's big, it's heavy, it's floof.
It's Dog! Dog!
It's better than bad, it's Broof!

 

[Matt the Terrier]

*casually floats

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Anyone know why the Truffle won't move in

 

[ben909]

Anyone know why the Truffle won't move in

The house has to be in an above ground mushroom biome

 

[Yakamaru]

Mmmmmmmmm

Sounds like what my micro said last night when I cooked my dinner last night.

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

The house has to be in an above ground mushroom biome

It is that's why i'm confused

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Sounds like what my micro said last night when I cooked my dinner last night.

Oh. Mine is different. It sounds like Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[ben909]

It is that's why i'm confused

Is it by chance in space?

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

Is it by chance in space?

Nope

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Good eye, moits. Jew soy spice?

 

[Yakamaru]

Oh. Mine is different. It sounds like Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*wins*

 

[Lucierda Solari]

A figure skating routine like this is sure to win!

There is no “Katarina Rule,” my furiend.

Art by TheLivingShadow
Luci belongs to me

 

[Gushousekai195]

A figure skating routine like this is sure to win!

There is no “Katarina Rule,” my furiend.

Art by TheLivingShadow
Luci belongs to me

L U C I I S B A E ! ! !

 

[Foxy Emy]

A figure skating routine like this is sure to win!

There is no “Katarina Rule,” my furiend.

Art by TheLivingShadow
Luci belongs to me

Well... Another foxy lady is encroaching on my territory here in LPW... This just won't do!

I suggest a dance off!